Issue #4496
Cybersalt News
Oh look, Chicken Thursday!
Some regular features are missing in today's mailing. Grandma Cybersalt, who lines up the material for each mailing, is away at a conference and I am home alone preoccupied with trying to keep myself alive until she comes back! #largepizzainthefridge
Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.
~ Pastor Tim
Today's CleanLaugh
Just Pretend
Although this married couple enjoyed their new fishing boat together, it was the husband who was always behind the wheel operating the boat. As time went along, he became concerned about what might happen in an emergency.
So one day out on the lake he said to his wife, "Honey, take the wheel... Pretend that I am having a heart attack. You must get the boat safely to shore and dock it."
So she drove the boat to shore and safely docked it.
Later that evening, the wife walked into the living room where her husband was watching a show. She sat down next to him, switched off the TV, and said,
"Honey, go into the kitchen. Pretend I've had a heart attack and you have to take care of yourself for a few days. Set the table, cook dinner and wash the dishes."
Today's One Liner
One-Liner #1422
Self-Annihilating Sentences: The Way of the World
If you knew what was going on, you'd be very confused.
Today's Illustration
Negotiation
My mother began getting calls from people who misdialed the similar number of a new computer repair business.
Mom, who had had her number for years, asked the owner of the company to have the number changed.
He refused. The calls kept coming day and night.
Finally, Mom began telling the people who called that the company had gone out of business. Within a week, the computer repair company voluntarily changed its number.
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.
Sunday Greetings everyone.
Three men worked in the Empire State Building on the 102nd floor.
Self-Annihilating Sentences: The Way of the World
Advice from the Ocean:
When my nephew Arthur was little, the local pastor dropped by my sister's house for a visit. My brother-in-law, an avid fisherman, was preparing for a weekend at the lake when suddenly little Arthur bellowed, "My daddy's got worms!''
Advice from the Ocean:
We think Cybersalt's collection of Christmas jokes is the best collection on the net. Right now it features over 70 jokes.
Over the years, some of the most popular pages on the Cybersalt site have featured Funny Cat Pictures. We have to admit that even though cats often look at humans like they owe the feline world something (remember dogs have owners and cats have staff), cats aren't as bad as a lot of the press that they get.
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