Cybersalt News
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Rev. James Snyder's cell phone gave him a week of frustration and interruption that stood out amongst all the weeks he has lived. You can read "It Was One of Those Weeks" at:
www.cybersalt.org/gods-penman/it-was-one-of-those-weeks
Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.
~ Pastor Tim
Today's CleanLaugh
Songs, Jokes, Sad Stories
Three men worked in the Empire State Building on the 102nd floor.
One day the elevator was out of service, so they had to walk up to their office. To pass the time, they decided that one would sing a song, one would tell a joke, and the third would tell a sad story - each taking a turn every floor until they reached the top.
Finally, as they reached the 100th floor, one man sang his last song. As they reached the 101st floor, the second guy told his last joke. As they ascended the flight to the 102nd floor, the third man said, "I forgot the key."
Today's One Liner
One-Liner #1421
Self-Annihilating Sentences: The Way of the World
Like everybody else, I'm different.
Today's Clean Pun
Pacific Counsel
Advice from the Ocean:
- Be Shore of Yourself.
- Come Out of Your Shell.
- Take Time to Coast.
- Avoid Pier Pressure
- Sea Life's Beauty
- Don't Get Tide Down
- Make Waves!
Today's Quote
Quote #1862
"There is no pillow so soft as a clear conscience."
- French Proverb
Today's Illustration
The Wisdom of Silence
When my nephew Arthur was little, the local pastor dropped by my sister's house for a visit. My brother-in-law, an avid fisherman, was preparing for a weekend at the lake when suddenly little Arthur bellowed, "My daddy's got worms!''
"Oh," replied the preacher,"You mean he's got fishing worms?"
With a straight face my nephew said: "No, he's got worms."
While he had a perplexed look on his face, only divine wisdom that comes from years of ministry kept the pastor from asking any further questions.
(Mike Burleson)
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.