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Oh look, Chicken Thursday!
My adventure in self-employment continues. Twenty months into it I continue to experience a riddle I've asked many times on some days:
Q: "Do you know the difference between pastoring a small church and being self-employed?"
A: "When you are self-employed you don't wonder why you have to do everything!"
Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!
~ Pastor Tim
Today's CleanLaugh
Fishing and Sisters
A boy was taking care of his baby sister while his parents went to town shopping. He decided to go fishing and he had to take her along.
"I'll never do that again!" he told his mother that evening. "I didn't catch a thing!"
"Oh, next time I'm sure she'll be quiet and not scare the fish away," his mother said.
The boy said, "It wasn't that. She ate all the bait."
Today's One Liner
One-liner #1395
He's a specialist in everything.
Today's Clean Pun
Flying High
Scientists studying the effects of marijuana on seabirds have left no tern unstoned.
Today's Quote
Quote #1836
"Example is not the main thing in influencing others. It is the only thing."
- Albert Schweitzer
Today's Illustration
Early Salesmanship
During a magazine and newspaper subscription drive, our son Philip, a paperboy, learned about good salesmanship.
His supervisor had instructed the kids to maintain a positive attitude, even when turned down. One potential customer told Philip, "I've got papers and magazines strewn all over the place -- I don't need any more."
Philip's reply? "Well, how about a subscription to Good Housekeeping?"
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.
After careful consideration and endless debate, The Perfect Man has finally been named:
We think Cybersalt's collection of Christmas jokes is the best collection on the net. Right now it features over 70 jokes.
Over the years, some of the most popular pages on the Cybersalt site have featured Funny Cat Pictures. We have to admit that even though cats often look at humans like they owe the feline world something (remember dogs have owners and cats have staff), cats aren't as bad as a lot of the press that they get.
Some say the world can be divided into two types - cat people and dog people. For the cat people of the planet, Cybersalt has the 