Issue #4497
Cybersalt News
Sunday Greetings everyone.
Grandma Cybersalt continues to be away on a visit which includes one of our grandkids. This means she got distracted from putting together the full digest for today and so parts are missing. It's not that you are not important to her, it's just that you are not *that* important to her. And now you know you know how I feel whenever *any* of the grandkids come to our house, lol!
Speaking of the trials of being a husband, Rev. James Snyder recently and suddenly found himself in the husband danger zone because of mac and cheese. You can read "Thinking Has a Way of Getting Me into Trouble" at:
www.cybersalt.org/gods-penman/thinking-has-a-way-of-getting-me-into-trouble
Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.
~ Pastor Tim
Today's CleanLaugh
Does That Hurt
We live in a small town where we have a volunteer Ambulance Corp. We are blessed with many dedicated and fully qualified attendants, who staff our ambulances and give freely of themselves. I was chatting with one of the EMS responders one day and she could hardly stifle a chuckle, so I asked her what was so funny and she told me this story...
It seems that she had gone to an automobile accident and was checking a patient who was lying on the road for injuries. As she knelt beside him and probed him, she asked, "Does this hurt or does that hurt?" After each probe, he replied, "No." When she had nearly completed her examination, she shifted to a better spot from which to finish the examination when after one of her probing questions, he exclaimed very loudly, "Ah!! That hurts!"
When she asked where, he looked up at her with a look of real pain on his face and said, "You're kneeling on my fingers!"
Today's One Liner
One-Liner #1423
Self-Annihilating Sentences: The Way of the World
It's frightening to think of how many things were completely useless until they were discovered!
Today's Illustration
Responsibility
The woman applying for a job in a Florida lemon grove seemed way too qualified for the job.
"Look Miss," said the foreman, "do you have any experience in picking lemons?"
"Well... as a matter of fact, Yes!" she replied. "I've been divorced three times."
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.
Two men are driving through Texas when they get pulled over by a state trooper.
Although this married couple enjoyed their new fishing boat together, it was the husband who was always behind the wheel operating the boat. As time went along, he became concerned about what might happen in an emergency.
We think Cybersalt's collection of Christmas jokes is the best collection on the net. Right now it features over 70 jokes.
Over the years, some of the most popular pages on the Cybersalt site have featured Funny Cat Pictures. We have to admit that even though cats often look at humans like they owe the feline world something (remember dogs have owners and cats have staff), cats aren't as bad as a lot of the press that they get.
Some say the world can be divided into two types - cat people and dog people. For the cat people of the planet, Cybersalt has the 