Here are the top five winning entries in the Wacky Warning Labels contest, sponsored by Michigan Lawsuit Abuse Watch.
"Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover."
On a public toilet: "Recycled flush water unsafe for drinking."
"Warning: Riders of personal watercraft may suffer injury due to forceful injection of water into body cavities, either by falling into the water or while mounting the craft."
On an electric router: "This product not intended for use as a dental drill."
On a novelty rock-garden set (called Popcorn Rock): "Eating rocks may lead to broken teeth."
A teacher was telling her class about plant names that have the word "dog" in them: dog-rose, dogwood, dog violet.
The CEO was scheduled to speak at an important convention, so he asked one of his employees to write him a punchy, 20-minute speech.
Back in the days before digital music, a woman intended to call a record store but dialed the wrong number and got a private home instead. "Do you have 'Eyes of Blue' and 'A Love Supreme'?" she asked.
Auto-correct makes me say things I didn't Nintendo.
We think Cybersalt's collection of Christmas jokes is the best collection on the net. Right now it features over 70 jokes.
Over the years, some of the most popular pages on the Cybersalt site have featured Funny Cat Pictures. We have to admit that even though cats often look at humans like they owe the feline world something (remember dogs have owners and cats have staff), cats aren't as bad as a lot of the press that they get.
Some say the world can be divided into two types - cat people and dog people. For the cat people of the planet, Cybersalt has the 