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Sunday greetings everyone!

Forty-eight years of marriage has taught Rev. James Snyder when to giggle and when to think of broccoli. You can learn more about how and why by reading "It’s Hard for Me to Conceal a Giggle" at:
www.cybersalt.org/gods-penman/it-s-hard-for-me-to-conceal-a-giggle

Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!

~ Pastor Tim

Today's CleanLaugh

Strange Problem

A young man, fresh out of college, went to see his doctor one day.

"Doc, there's something wrong with me. Every time I stand in a baby's high chair and face southwest, and then touch my tongue to a piece of aluminum foil that's wrapped around an acorn, I get a strange tingle in my big toe. Can you tell me what the problem is?"

"Sure!" The doctor said.

"You have way too much time on your hands!"

Today's One Liner

One-Liner #1406

Self-Annihilating Description

It's the sort of place you wouldn't think twice about passing without a second glance.

Today's Clean Pun

Get a Second Opinion

Before my surgery my anesthetist offered to knock me out with gas or a boat paddle.

It was an ether/oar situation.

Today's Quote

Quote #1847

"This is God's universe, and God does things His way.
You may have a better way, but you don't have a universe."

- Vernon McGee

Today's Illustration

Fear of Death

A sick man turned to his doctor, as he was preparing to leave the examination room and said, "Doctor, I am afraid to die. Tell me what lies on the other side."

Very quietly, the doctor said, "I don't know."

"You don't know? You, a Christian man, do not know what is on the other side?"

The doctor was holding the handle of the door; on the other side of which came a sound of scratching and whining, and as he opened the door, a dog sprang into the room and leaped on him with an eager show of gladness.

Turning to the patient, the doctor said, "Did you notice my dog? He's never been in this room before. He didn't know what was inside. He knew nothing, except that his master was here, and when the door opened, he sprang in without fear. I know little of what is on the other side. I know my Master Jesus Christ is there, and that is enough."

Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.

The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.