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Oh look, Chicken Thursday and welcome to autumn or spring depending on the hemisphere you live in!

After 7 days of being sick I finally feel human again - extremely tired human. My relatively new journey into self-employment continues to provide new lessons along the way. It is always a drag to be sick, but having paid sick days is at least a copper lining. Not so when you are the captain of your own ship! Still, there is the benefit of no disappointment in returning to work and finding nobody else did your tasks while you were gone - that's a given in the wheelhouse.

Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.

~ Pastor Tim

Today's CleanLaugh

Friends Like That

A knight and his men return to their castle after a long hard day of fighting.

"How are we faring?" asks the king.

"Sire," replies the knight, "I have been robbing and pillaging on your behalf all day, burning the towns of your enemies in the west."

"What?!" shrieks the king. "I don't have any enemies to the west!"

"Oh, no..." says the knight. "Well, you do now."

Today's One Liner

One-Liner #1415

Self-Annihilating Sentence

Right or wrong, it's a message!

Today's Clean Pun

Pirate Parts for Sale

Where did Captain Hook buy his hook ... ?

At a second hand store!

Today's Quote

Quote #1856

"Many people would be scared if they saw in the mirror, not their faces ... but their character."

- unknown

Today's Illustration

Vision

I believe my young daughter wants a pair of glasses. I don't know why she does. Perhaps glasses are now "cool" to have in school? But though she sees just fine, she still says she needs glasses.

I took her to the eye doctor just to check it out though. She was asked to read the bottom row of letters on the eye chart.

She said, "All right, I can see the 'O' and the 'P' and the 'T,' but not the 'N' and the 'Z.'"

Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.

The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.