You might be a nurse if...
~ You avoid unhealthy looking people in the mall for fear that they'll drop near you and you'll have to do CPR on your day off.
~ It doesn't bother you to eat a candy bar with one hand while performing digital stimulation on your patient with the other hand.
~ You've had a patient with a nose ring, a brow ring and twelve earrings say, "I'm afraid of shots."
~ You've ever bet on someone's blood alcohol level.
~ You plan your next meal while performing gastric lavage.
~ You believe every waiting room should have a Valium salt lick.
~ You have your weekends off planned a year in advance.
~ You have ever had a patient control his seizures when offered food.
~ You know it's a full moon without having to look at the sky.
A man who sued an airline because his luggage went missing ... has lost his case.
My boss said, "Dress for the job you want, not the job you have;"
Phrases for you to use in a job interview - or to interpret when interviewing!
We think Cybersalt's collection of Christmas jokes is the best collection on the net. Right now it features over 70 jokes.
Over the years, some of the most popular pages on the Cybersalt site have featured Funny Cat Pictures. We have to admit that even though cats often look at humans like they owe the feline world something (remember dogs have owners and cats have staff), cats aren't as bad as a lot of the press that they get.
Some say the world can be divided into two types - cat people and dog people. For the cat people of the planet, Cybersalt has the 