Issue #4455
Cybersalt News
Sunday greetings everyone!
This week, Rev. James Snyder enjoys the richest part of dinner out with his wife. You can read "Eating Out Of My Comfort Zone" at:
www.cybersalt.org/gods-penman/eating-out-of-my-comfort-zone
Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!
~ Pastor Tim
Today's CleanLaugh
Country Refreshment
A man was on a long walk in the country. He became thirsty so decided to stop at a little cottage and ask for something to drink.
The lady of the house invited him in and served him a bowl of soup by the fire. There was a wee pig running around the kitchen, running up to the visitor and giving him a great deal of attention. The visitor commented that he had never seen a pig this friendly.
The housewife replied: "Ah, he's not that friendly. That's his bowl you're using."
Today's One Liner
One-liner #1381
"He hasn't a single redeeming vice!"
- Oscar Wilde
Today's Clean Pun
Simple Wrath
Mongol Hordes looking down their nose at you in Massachusetts:
It's just Kahn descending.
Today's Quote
Quote #1822
"We became Christians by faith in Jesus, we stay Christians by faith in Jesus, and we grow as Christians by faith in Jesus."
- J.C. Ryle
Today's Illustration
A New Beginning
After raising four kids and losing one husband, I decided to return to college and get the degree I had started but never finished. And so, on my first day of college, eager with anticipation, and more than a little nervous, I took a front row seat in my first class in over 40 years ... a literature course.
The professor told us we would be responsible for reading five books over the course of the semester, and that he would provide us with a list of authors from which we could choose.
He ambled over to the lectern, took out a paper, and began: "Baker, Black, Brooks, Carter, Cook..."
I was working feverishly to get down all the names when I felt a tap on my shoulder.
The student behind me whispered, "Slow down! He's just taking attendance!"
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.
Our local newspaper ran several stories about a study that tied male obesity to a virus.
If you ever hear me order a decaf coffee, I've been kidnapped and am trying to signal you.
The National Equestrian Center near Lake St. Louis is a gaited community.
At his request, each morning three-year-old Ray's mother pinned a bath towel to the back shoulders of his size two T-shirt. Immediately in his young imaginative mind, the towel became a brilliant magic blue and red cape. And he became Superman.
We think Cybersalt's collection of Christmas jokes is the best collection on the net. Right now it features over 70 jokes.
Over the years, some of the most popular pages on the Cybersalt site have featured Funny Cat Pictures. We have to admit that even though cats often look at humans like they owe the feline world something (remember dogs have owners and cats have staff), cats aren't as bad as a lot of the press that they get.
Some say the world can be divided into two types - cat people and dog people. For the cat people of the planet, Cybersalt has the 