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Cybersalt News

Sunday Greetings everyone. Welcome to December and may I be one of the first to wish you a Merry and Blessed Christmas!

I recently mentioned I would have soon have some exciting announcements about the business side of Cybersalt. For the first one I am happy to say that I have moved the Cybersalt sites and those of our clients to a, faster, more secure and managed server. I now have a team of people monitoring and managing the server along with me. That means I no longer need to have a pager system to wake up me if issues arise. There will always be someone watching the server who is awake and supposed to be awake.

If your business, ministry, or organization is look for web hosting, development, design or other things, please let me now and let's talk - tim@cybersalt.com

The holidays have Rev. James Snyder ready for a rest already. You can read "A Post-Thanksgiving Wishbone" at:
www.cybersalt.org/gods-penman/a-post-thanksgiving-wishbone

Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.

~ Pastor Tim

Today's CleanLaugh

Come About

A young man who wants to see the world signs on to a steamship to be trained as a helmsman. He masters the classroom instruction, then starts his practical training on the wheel of the vessel. In his first lesson, the mate gives him a heading, and the young fellow holds to it. Then the mate orders, "Come starboard."

Pleased at knowing immediately which way starboard is, the young man leaves the helm and walks over to his instructor.

The mate has an incredulous look on his face as the helm swings freely. Then, rather gently considering the circumstance, he asks politely, "Could you bring the ship with you?"

Today's One Liner

One-Liner #1433

I used to mix metaphors, but that ship has flown.

Today's Clean Pun

Waiting Sound

Sent my hearing aids away for repair about four weeks ago.

I've heard nothing since.

Today's Quote

Quote #1871

"Waking up when you are a parent is like being shot out of a cannon every morning right into the middle of the circus and immediately begin handed flaming batons to juggle."

- @hidingintheclosetwithcoffee

Today's Illustration

Beer

Today on the way to work, I thought I saw a headline that read "Beer Recall."

It actually read "Beef Recall."

The story explained the discovery of mad cow disease in the United States. Mad cow disease is a condition that causes wasting away of the brain, leading to dementia, loss of coordination, and death.

Now, will somebody please explain to me why they're not recalling beer?

Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.

The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.

Sent my hearing aids away for repair about four weeks ago.

I've heard nothing since.

A young man who wants to see the world signs on to a steamship to be trained as a helmsman. He masters the classroom instruction, then starts his practical training on the wheel of the vessel. In his first lesson, the mate gives him a heading, and the young fellow holds to it. Then the mate orders, "Come starboard."

Pleased at knowing immediately which way starboard is, the young man leaves the helm and walks over to his instructor.

The mate has an incredulous look on his face as the helm swings freely. Then, rather gently considering the circumstance, he asks politely, "Could you bring the ship with you?"