* A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
My desk is my work station ...
* I believe five out of four people have trouble with fractions.
* If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what genius came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?
* Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
* What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?
* I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older, and then it dawned on me . . . they were cramming for their finals.
* Employment application blanks always ask who is to be notified in case of an emergency.
I think you should write . . . A Very Good Doctor.
I can tell people are judgmental just by looking at them.
I went out to buy some goose feather pillows, but I found they were so expensive I couldn't even afford the down payment.
"I'm prescribing these pills for you," said the doctor to the overweight patient who wanted to lose weight without exercising.
We think Cybersalt's collection of Christmas jokes is the best collection on the net. Right now it features over 70 jokes.
Over the years, some of the most popular pages on the Cybersalt site have featured Funny Cat Pictures. We have to admit that even though cats often look at humans like they owe the feline world something (remember dogs have owners and cats have staff), cats aren't as bad as a lot of the press that they get.
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