Cybersalt News

Sunday Greetings everyone!

A big thank you to Steve R. for letting me know that Thursday's item entitled "Paid in Full" is actually the song "No Charge", sung by Steve and Annie Chapman:
store.steveandanniechapman.com/collections/music/products/a-mothers-touch-1

Wendy G. also let me know that it was written by songwriter Harlan Howard and originally recorded by country music singer Melba Montgomery in 1974.

I've updated the site and now you all know too!

Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!

~ Pastor Tim

Today's CleanLaugh

Eulogy

The old man had died. A wonderful funeral was in progress and the country preacher talked at length of the good traits of the deceased, what an honest man he was, and what a loving husband and kind father he was.

Finally, the widow leaned over and whispered to one of her children,

"Go up there and take a look in the coffin and see if that's your pa in there."

Today's One Liner

One-Liner #1448

I started out with nothing and still have most of it left!

Today's Clean Pun

Ranch Math

Cowboy: Could you help me round up my eighteen cows?

Me: Sure. That will be twenty cows.

Today's Quote

Quote #1886

"Worship is a declaration of war against everything that says God can't."

- Louis Giglio

Today's Illustration

The Academic 23rd Psalm

The Lord and I are in a shepherd-sheep relationship, and I am in a position of negative need.

He prostrates me in a green-belt grazing area, and conducts me into lateral proximity with a non-torrential aqueous accumulation.

He restores to original satisfaction levels my psychological makeup.

Notwithstanding the fact that I make ambulatory progress through the non-illuminated geological interstice of mortality, terror sensations shall not be manifest within me due to the proximity of omnipotence.

Your pastoral walking aid and quadruped-restraint module induce in me a pleasurific mood state.

You design and produce a nutrient-bearing support structure in the context of non-cooperative elements.

You enact a head-related folk ritual utilizing vegetable extracts, and my beverage container exhibits inadequate volumetric parameters.

Surely it must be an intrinsic non-deductible factor that your inter-relational, emphatic, and non-vengeful attributes will pursue me as their target focus for the duration of the current non-death period.

And I will possess tenant rights in the residential facility of the Lord on a permanently open-ended time basis.

Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.

The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.