That "best by" date stamp is really just a spoiler alert.
The Best Kept Secret Ever!
This husband and wife decided to have some fun and surprise all their friends and family with the big news of not just gender, but having twins.
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Issue #4524
Cybersalt News
Oh look, Chicken Thursday - 02-20-2020!
Thanks to Forrest G. for today's chicken picture which came at a very good time!
The last couple of days have been a little glum for me here at Cybersalt World Headquarters. I've been struggling through a cold and yesterday my follow-up colonoscopy (routine after one I had 3 years ago) was booked for two weeks from today. It's all good - after all, life can't always be exciting trips to Europe - but it was a fun moment when I received Forrest's email and learned he and his wife had just arrived for a short-term mission trip in South America, saw this rooster running around a restaurant they were at for lunch, and snapped a picture for Chicken Thursday! Thanks for thinking of me!
Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!
~ Pastor Tim
Today's CleanLaugh
Three Times Seven
Rick, fresh out of accounting school, went to an interview for a good paying job. The company boss asked various questions about him and his education, and at the very end asked him, "What is three times seven?"
"22!" Rick replied.
After he left, he double-checked it on his calculator and realized he wouldn't get the job.
About two weeks later, he got a letter saying he was hired for the job! He was not one to look a gift horse in the mouth, but was still very curious.
The next day he went to his new job and during a break approached his new boss to ask why he got the job, even though he got such a simple question wrong.
The boss shrugged and said, "Well, you were the closest."
Today's One Liner
One-liner #1451
Practice random acts of intelligence & senseless acts of self-control.
Today's Clean Pun
Try the Housse Salad
He: I'll have the mouse, please.
Waitress: That's mousse, sir.
He: Never mind then; that'll be way too much food.
Today's Quote
Quote #1889
"Faith, however, is not intellectual understanding; faith is a deliberate commitment to the person of Jesus Christ, even when I can't see the way ahead."
- Oswald Chambers
Today's Illustration
Leadership
On my four-year-old daughter's first trip to Disneyland, she couldn't wait to get on Mr. Toad's Wild Ride. As the car zoomed through the crazy rooms, into the path of a speeding train, and through walls that fell away at the last second, she clutched the little steering wheel in front of her.
When the ride was over, she said to me a little shakily, "Next time, you drive. I didn't know where I was going."
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"Oh, No!" he gasped as he surveyed the disaster before him. Never in his 40 years of life had he seen anything like it. How anyone could have survived he did not know.
He could only hope that somewhere amid the overwhelming destruction he would find his 16-year-old son. Only the slim hope of finding Danny kept him from turning and fleeing the scene. He took a deep breath and proceeded.
Practice random acts of intelligence & senseless acts of self-control.
Rick, fresh out of accounting school, went to an interview for a good paying job. The company boss asked various questions about him and his education, and at the very end asked him, "What is three times seven?"
"22!" Rick replied.
After he left, he double-checked it on his calculator and realized he wouldn't get the job.
About two weeks later, he got a letter saying he was hired for the job! He was not one to look a gift horse in the mouth, but was still very curious.
The next day he went to his new job and during a break approached his new boss to ask why he got the job, even though he got such a simple question wrong.
The boss shrugged and said, "Well, you were the closest."
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The Best Kept Secret Ever!
This husband and wife decided to have some fun and surprise all their friends and family with the big news of not just gender, but having twins.
An Open Letter to Moms from Kid President
This one goes out to moms! Spoken by someone who knows.
Funny Dog Pictures Article Count: 149
Some say the world can be divided into two types - cat people and dog people. For the cat people of the planet, Cybersalt has the Funny Cat Archive. For the dog people we have this Funny Dog Pictures archive.
It's dedicated to the memory of Maggie - Pastor Tim and family's dog. The SPCA rescued Maggie from Manitoba's Red River flood in 1996 and brought her to British Columbia where she had two short term owners before becoming a part of the Davis household where she preferred adults over kids, picked and ate fruit from trees in the backyard, and very rarely went into water at the beach.
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We hope you'll enjoy each one and share them with your online family and friends.
Merry Christmas!
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The Best Kept Secret Ever!
This husband and wife decided to have some fun and surprise all their friends and family with the big news of not just gender, but having twins.
An Open Letter to Moms from Kid President
This one goes out to moms! Spoken by someone who knows.
Funny Signs Article Count: 167
Our collection of funny signs.
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Chickens have grown to have a special place in Cybersalt's heart!