A tourist is visiting New York City when his car breaks down. He jumps out and starts fiddling under the hood.
About five minutes later, he hears some thumping sounds and looks around to see someone taking stuff out of his trunk.
Oh look, Chicken Thursday!
Remember when I said there was some exciting news cooking here at Cybersalt World Headquarters? That news involved and involves travel that has been extended, so you have to wait just a little bit longer to hear it!
Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!
~ Pastor Tim
After she woke up, a woman told her husband, "I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for our anniversary. What do you think it means?"
"You'll know tonight." he said.
That evening, the man came home with a small package and gave it to his wife.
Delighted, she opened it to find a book entitled, "The Meaning of Dreams."
If I throw a stick, will you leave?
I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite.
He said, "NaBrO."
"It is the experiences of being overwhelmed, nearly destroyed, and surprisingly given life that cause us to pray and sing."
- Walter Brueggemann
A new member of a church is talking to the Pastor: "You have such a small congregation. How can they afford to pay you?"
The Pastor said, "Well, I only earn $60 a week."
The man is dumbfounded. "Pastor, how can you possibly get by on an amount that small?"
"Well I tell ya, if I wasn't such a religious man and didn't fast three days a week, I'd probably starve to death."
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.
Sunday Greetings everyone.
Overall, it has been a pretty mild winter so far around Cybersalt World Headquarters. I'm not complaining but I have noticed the warmer temperatures have allowed spiders to hang on a lot longer than usual and I am wondering what I will do if they make it through the season and keep growing bigger and bigger. I may hire them to work on my websites as that is obviously an area of specialty for them. However, I'm a little worried they may get big enough to want me for their webs!
Rev. James Snyder recently made a real "Yahooist" out of himself in an attempt to get free pie from the restaurant he was eating in. You can read, "To One It’s Monday to Another It’s Wednesday" at:
www.cybersalt.org/gods-penman/to-one-it-s-monday-to-another-it-s-wednesday
~ Pastor Tim
On a street, where the speed is limited to 30 mph the police stop a driver.
"Not only have you been driving too fast, you've been passing cars where it is not allowed. Your lights don't work, your tires all completely worn out. This is surely going to cost you a lot. What's your name?"
"Schtrathewisizeski Vocgefastilongchinic."
"Well, I'll let you go this time but don't do it again."
Therapy is expensive; poppin' bubble wrap is cheap. You choose.
I don't mean to harp about this, but I'm about to make a musical instrument pun; so plan accordionly.
"If I find in myself desires which nothing in this world can satisfy, the only logical explanation is that i was made for another world."
- C. S. Lewis
When we moved cross-country, my wife and I decided to drive both of our cars. Nathan, our eight-year-old, worriedly asked, "How will we keep from getting separated?"
"We'll drive slowly so that one car can follow the other," I reassured him.
"Yeah, but what if we DO get separated?" he persisted.
"Well, then I guess we'll never see each other again," I quipped.
"Okay," he said. "I'm riding with Mom."
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.
I don't mean to harp about this, but I'm about to make a musical instrument pun; so plan accordionly.
On a street, where the speed is limited to 30 mph the police stop a driver.
"Not only have you been driving too fast, you've been passing cars where it is not allowed. Your lights don't work, your tires all completely worn out. This is surely going to cost you a lot. What's your name?"
"Schtrathewisizeski Vocgefastilongchinic."
"Well, I'll let you go this time but don't do it again."
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We think Cybersalt's collection of Christmas jokes is the best collection on the net. Right now it features over 70 jokes.
If you've got a Christmas joke we don't yet have, please send it to us so we can add to the collection!
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Cybersalt's funny pictures collection has been years in the making and continues to grow. We are also in the process of moving images over from our old site so check back often. Don't forget to check out our funny cat pictures, funny dog pictures, funny elephant pictures, and take your turn to be funny.
Here's where we keep our funny car pictures.
Over the years, some of the most popular pages on the Cybersalt site have featured Funny Cat Pictures. We have to admit that even though cats often look at humans like they owe the feline world something (remember dogs have owners and cats have staff), cats aren't as bad as a lot of the press that they get.
And so, whether you are a cat lover or tolerator, we hope you enjoy these funny cat pictures. And, of course, if you have any funny cat pictures you want to share with the world, feel free to send them to us to post here.
Some say the world can be divided into two types - cat people and dog people. For the cat people of the planet, Cybersalt has the Funny Cat Archive. For the dog people we have this Funny Dog Pictures archive.
It's dedicated to the memory of Maggie - Pastor Tim and family's dog. The SPCA rescued Maggie from Manitoba's Red River flood in 1996 and brought her to British Columbia where she had two short term owners before becoming a part of the Davis household where she preferred adults over kids, picked and ate fruit from trees in the backyard, and very rarely went into water at the beach.
Here's our funny horse pictures collection.
We think Cybersalt's Funny Christmas Pictures Collection is the best on the net.
We hope you'll enjoy each one and share them with your online family and friends.
Merry Christmas!
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Our collection of puns.
Our collection of funny signs.
A great collection of clean, funny one-liners!
Chickens have grown to have a special place in Cybersalt's heart!
