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Remember when I said there was some exciting news cooking here at Cybersalt World Headquarters? That news involved and involves travel that has been extended, so you have to wait just a little bit longer to hear it!
Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!
~ Pastor Tim
Today's CleanLaugh
Pearl Dream
After she woke up, a woman told her husband, "I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for our anniversary. What do you think it means?"
"You'll know tonight." he said.
That evening, the man came home with a small package and gave it to his wife.
Delighted, she opened it to find a book entitled, "The Meaning of Dreams."
Today's One Liner
One-liner #1445
If I throw a stick, will you leave?
Today's Clean Pun
Chemical Assistance Denied
I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite.
He said, "NaBrO."
Today's Quote
Quote #1883
"It is the experiences of being overwhelmed, nearly destroyed, and surprisingly given life that cause us to pray and sing."
- Walter Brueggemann
Today's Illustration
Fasting, Ministry Salaries
A new member of a church is talking to the Pastor: "You have such a small congregation. How can they afford to pay you?"
The Pastor said, "Well, I only earn $60 a week."
The man is dumbfounded. "Pastor, how can you possibly get by on an amount that small?"
"Well I tell ya, if I wasn't such a religious man and didn't fast three days a week, I'd probably starve to death."
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.
Sunday Greetings everyone.
On a street, where the speed is limited to 30 mph the police stop a driver.
Therapy is expensive; poppin' bubble wrap is cheap. You choose.
I don't mean to harp about this, but I'm about to make a musical instrument pun; so plan accordionly.
When we moved cross-country, my wife and I decided to drive both of our cars. Nathan, our eight-year-old, worriedly asked, "How will we keep from getting separated?"
We think Cybersalt's collection of Christmas jokes is the best collection on the net. Right now it features over 70 jokes.
Over the years, some of the most popular pages on the Cybersalt site have featured Funny Cat Pictures. We have to admit that even though cats often look at humans like they owe the feline world something (remember dogs have owners and cats have staff), cats aren't as bad as a lot of the press that they get.
Some say the world can be divided into two types - cat people and dog people. For the cat people of the planet, Cybersalt has the 