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The Best Kept Secret Ever!
This husband and wife decided to have some fun and surprise all their friends and family with the big news of not just gender, but having twins.
Entertainment
Rick, fresh out of accounting school, went to an interview for a good paying job. The company boss asked various questions about him and his education, and at the very end asked him, "What is three times seven?"
"22!" Rick replied.
After he left, he double-checked it on his calculator and realized he wouldn't get the job.
About two weeks later, he got a letter saying he was hired for the job! He was not one to look a gift horse in the mouth, but was still very curious.
The next day he went to his new job and during a break approached his new boss to ask why he got the job, even though he got such a simple question wrong.
The boss shrugged and said, "Well, you were the closest."
He: I'll have the mouse, please.
Waitress: That's mousse, sir.
He: Never mind then; that'll be way too much food.
Cybersalt News
Sunday Greetings everyone!
Yes, last Chicken Thursday I shared the wrong link for the new "No Overnight Parking" funny picture - another error between my keyboard and my seat. Thanks for catching that Walter! The proper link is:
www.cybersalt.org/funny-car-pictures/no-overnight-parking
Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!
~ Pastor Tim
Today's CleanLaugh
Passing Pain
An elderly couple are both lying in bed one morning, having just awaken from a good night's sleep.
He takes her hand and she responds, "Don't touch me."
"Why not?" he asks.
She answers back, "Because I'm dead."
Her husband is confused. "What are you talking about? We're both lying here in bed together and talking to one another."
The wife is adamant, "No, I'm definitely dead."
Her husband insists, "You're not dead. What in the world makes you think you're dead?"
His wife is certain. "I know I'm dead, because I woke up this morning and nothing hurts!"
Today's One Liner
One-liner #1450
Adults are just kids who owe money.
Today's Clean Pun
Ears First
I won a chocolate bunny at the fair. It was a hollow victory.
Today's Quote
Quote #1888
"Be careful when you blindly follow the Masses ... sometimes the 'M' is silent."
- unknown
Today's Illustration
Bullying
A young fellow by the name of Sammy liked to hang out at Mom and Pop's Grocery Store. Pop didn't know what Sammy's problem was, but the other boys would tease him all the time, calling him Slow Sammy, and punching him on the shoulder as they passed.
To mock him for being slow, they would offer him a dime and a nickel, telling him he could have just one. They said he always took the nickel because it was bigger.
One day after Sammy took the nickel, Pop pulled him to one side and said, "Son, don't you know they're making fun of you? They think you don't know that the dime is worth more than the nickel. Are you really grabbing the nickel because it's bigger, or what?"
"No," Sammy said, "but if I took the dime they'd quit doing it!"
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I won a chocolate bunny at the fair. It was a hollow victory.
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The Best Kept Secret Ever!
This husband and wife decided to have some fun and surprise all their friends and family with the big news of not just gender, but having twins.
An Open Letter to Moms from Kid President
This one goes out to moms! Spoken by someone who knows.
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The Best Kept Secret Ever!
This husband and wife decided to have some fun and surprise all their friends and family with the big news of not just gender, but having twins.
An Open Letter to Moms from Kid President
This one goes out to moms! Spoken by someone who knows.
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