"It's my own invention," Bob replied patently.

Cybersalt News

Oh look, Chicken Thursday!

Thanks to Kathy M. for supplying today's Chicken Thursday picture. Kathie must have a pretty nice house because it looks like they really want in - or maybe they are just knocking and want to set up a neighbourhood Bible Study.

There is some exciting news cooking here at Cybersalt World Headquarters. I won't be able to share it until later in the month but when I do I will have pictures!

Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!

~ Pastor Tim

Bonus

Here's hoping there is no one like this at your workplace.

Faced with hard times, the company offered a bonus of one thousand dollars to any employee who could come up with a way of saving money.

The bonus went to a young woman in accounting who suggested limiting future bonuses to ten dollars.

One-Liner #1443

Well, this day was a total waste of make-up!

I'm All Shook Up

Hip replacement? More like a pelvis impersonator!

Quote #1881

"When I talk to managers I get the feeling that they are important.
When I talk to leaders I get the feeling that I am important."

- Unknown

Today's Illustration

Gallantry

Sandra was out driving her car and while stopped at a red light, the car just died. It was a busy intersection, and the traffic behind her starting growing.

The guy in the car directly behind her started honking his horn continuously as Sandra continued to try getting the car to start up again.

Finally Sandra gets out of her car and approaches the guy in the car behind her.

"I can't seem to get my car started," Sandra said, smiling. "Would you be a sweetheart and go and see if you can get it started for me. I'll stay here in your car and lean on your horn for you."

Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.

The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.

One day, Joe, Bob and Dave were hiking in a wilderness area when they came upon a large, raging, violent river. They needed to get to the other side, but had no idea of how to do so.

Joe prayed to God, saying, "Please God, give me the strength to cross this river."

Poof! God gave him big arms and strong legs, and he was able to swim across the river in about two hours, although he almost drowned a couple of times.

Hip replacement? More like a pelvis impersonator!