Issue #4522
Cybersalt News
Oh look, Chicken Thursday - thanks again to Kathy M. for another chicken picture! Send yours to chickenthursday@cybersalt.org
There's a new funny picture on the Cybersalt Site today. You will find "No Overnight Parking" at:
www.cybersalt.org/funny-car-pictures/truck-alignment
Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!
~ Pastor Tim
Today's CleanLaugh
Just Like Mother
Manny was getting older. Most of his friends had already gotten married, and Manny just bounced from one relationship to the next.
Finally a friend asked him, "What's the matter, are you looking for the perfect woman? Are you THAT particular? Can't you find anyone who suits you?"
"No," Manny replied. "I meet a lot of nice girls, but as soon as I bring them home to meet my parents, my mother doesn't like them. So I keep on looking!"
"Listen," his friend suggested, "Why don't you find a girl who's just like your dear ole Mother?"
Many weeks passed before Manny and his friend got together again.
"So Manny. Did you find the perfect girl yet. One that's just like your Mother?"
Manny shrugged his shoulders, "Yes I found one just like Mom. My mother loved her, they became great friends."
"Excellent!!! So .... are you and this girl engaged, yet?"
"I'm afraid not. My Father can't stand her!"
Today's One Liner
One-liner #1449
I pretend to work; they pretend to pay me.
Today's Clean Pun
Solitary Man
Engagement ring: aka a Kneel Diamond.
Today's Quote
Quote #1887
"A church cannot survive long-term where members are focused on their own preferences."
- Thom Rainer
Today's Illustration
Fads
The clerk in a shoe store was trying hard to persuade his customer that a pair of uncomfortable shoes fit her.
"I'm telling you, these shoes are too pointed and too narrow," argued the customer.
"But, madam," replied the salesman, "everyone is wearing narrow, pointed shoes this season."
"That may be," countered the customer, "but I'm still wearing last season's feet."
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.
An old bearded shepherd, with a crooked staff, walks up to a stone pulpit and says:
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