Issue #4532
Cybersalt News
Sunday Greetings everyone!
In this time in which we are living, this song settles my soul.
Rev. James Snyder uses a computer but his old, long-gone typewriter still holds a place in his heart! You can read, "I Sure Miss My Old Typewriter" at:
www.cybersalt.org/gods-penman/i-sure-miss-my-old-typewriter
Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!
~ Pastor Tim
Today's CleanLaugh
Where's the Beef
The newly-married husband came home from the office to find his young wife in floods of tears. "Darling, whatever is the matter?" he asked.
"Sweetheart," she sobbed, "the most terrible thing has happened! I cooked my very first Beef Bourguignon for you, and I got it out of the oven to season it, and the phone rang. When I came back from answering the phone," she sobbed again. "I found that the cat had eaten it!"
"Don't worry, darling," said her husband. "Don't cry. We can get a new cat tomorrow."
Today's One Liner
One-Liner #1459
Now that we have everyone washing their hands correctly, next week: turn signals!!!
Today's Clean Pun
Defining Thanks
Thanks for teaching me the meaning of plethora. It means alot!
Today's Quote
Quote #1897
"A real sign of spiritual maturity is looking to God for purpose and perspective instead of comfort and convenience."
- Lysa TerKeurst
Today's Illustration
What's Important Is…
What's important is...
not what kind of car you drive,
but rather how many people you give a lift.
What's important is...
not the size of your house,
but rather the number of people you welcome into your home.
What's important is...
not your social status,
but whether you live your life with class.
What's important is...
not what you possess,
but rather what you give.
What's important is...
not how many friends you have,
but rather how many to whom you are a friend.
What's important is...
not how much overtime you worked,
but rather if you work overtime for your family and loved ones.
What's important is...
not if you live in a great neighborhood,
but rather how you treat your neighbor.
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.