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Oh look, Chicken Thursday!
In these days of social distancing I thought it might be nice to meet together in an online Zoom call.
I have set one up for tomorrow, Friday March 20th at 1:00pm (that is UTC 20:00.) To join in use this link:
zoom.us/j/934456188
If you have never used Zoom before, you can get setup and practice at this lin:
zoom.us/test
Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!
~ Pastor Tim
Today's CleanLaugh
Moving Smith
Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office.
"Boss," he says, "we're doing some heavy house-cleaning at home tomorrow, and my wife needs me to help with the attic and the garage, moving and hauling stuff."
"We're short-handed, Smith," the boss replies. "I can't give you the day off."
"Thanks, boss," says Smith, "I knew I could count on you!"
Today's One Liner
Oneliner # 1458
You! Off my planet!
Today's Clean Pun
Well Understood Husband
My wife thinks I over-analyse our marriage, which, to be frank completely contradicts the findings of my report.
Today's Quote
Quote #1896
"People don't drift toward holiness, they drift toward compromise and call it tolerance, and drift toward disobedience and call it freedom."
- D. A. Carson
Today's Illustration
Christian Capitalism
A man walked into a gift shop that sold religious items.
Near the cash register he saw a display of caps with "WWJD" printed on all of them. He was puzzled over what the letters could mean, but couldn't figure it out, so he asked the clerk.
The clerk replied that the letters stood for "What Would Jesus Do", and was meant to inspire people to not make rash decisions, but rather to imagine what Jesus would do in the same situation.
The man thought a moment and then replied, "Well, I'm sure Jesus wouldn't pay $17.95 for one of these caps."
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.