Issue #4530
Cybersalt News
Sunday Greetings everyone!
You have already heard enough about that thing that is going on so let's have a little break from it together.
Rev. James Snyder is a man who likes his peanut butter and doesn't want any one messing with it! You can read, "Please Don't Mess with My Peanut Butter" at:
www.cybersalt.org/gods-penman/please-don-t-mess-with-my-peanut-butter
Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!
~ Pastor Tim
Today's CleanLaugh
Kids' Kitchen Terms
BOIL: The point a parent reaches upon hearing the automatic "Yuck" before a food is even tasted.
CASSEROLE: Combination of favorite foods that go uneaten because they are mixed together.
DESSERT: The reason for eating a meal.
EVAPORATE: Magic trick performed by children when it comes time to clear the table or wash dishes.
FRUIT: A natural sweet not to be confused with dessert.
REFRIGERATOR: A very expensive and inefficient room air conditioner when not being used as an art gallery.
SODA POP: Shake 'N Spray.
TABLE LEG: Percussion instrument.
Today's One Liner
One-liner #1457
Whisper my favorite words, "I'll buy it for you."
Today's Clean Pun
Podcast Snack
I went shopping for cherries and a microphone.
Bought a bing; bought a boom.
Today's Quote
Quote #1895
"Every ransomed man owes his salvation to the fact that during the days of his sinning God kept the door of mercy open by refusing to accept any of his evil acts as final."
- A. W. Tozer
Today's Illustration
Skip Church
I work for a radio and television station owned by a Catholic university. We were quite surprised to get a complaint about our traffic reporter being "anti-Catholic."
At first we didn't have a clue as to what the listener meant until we realized our reporter's on-air pseudonym is "Skip Church."
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.