Issue #4526
Cybersalt News
Oh look, Chicken Thursday!
Thank you to H. McCarthy who sent in today's chicken picture.
Also, thanks to subscriber "SmackTavish" for letting me know that last Sunday's "Security" illustration should be attributed to Elayne Boosler.
Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!
~ Pastor Tim
Today's CleanLaugh
White Hairs
One day, a little girl is sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly notices that her mother has several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast to her brunette hair.
She looks at her mother and inquisitively asks, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?"
Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."
The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then asked, "Momma, how come all of grandma's hairs are white?"
Today's One Liner
One-liner #1453
If I want to hear the pitter-patter of little feet, I'll put shoes on my cat.
Today's Clean Pun
Petrolfied
Who can drink 2 litres of gasoline?
Jerry can!
Today's Quote
Quote #1891
"Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Be kind. Always."
- Brad Meltzer
Today's Illustration
Generation Ford
"When my husband, Mark, took his beat-up pickup truck to our insurance agent for a pre-insurance inspection, the teen-age receptionist was sent to look over the truck. Armed with a checklist and a few simple questions, she breezed through the chore.
She asked, "What are the age and make of the vehicle?"
Mark replied, "It's a '65 Ford." Apologetic about its desperate condition, he added, "It's an old fossil."
Inside, the office assistant entered the data into her computer and frowned. "Is there a problem?" asked Mark.
"Mr. Evans, our computers have a lot of automotive data," she explained, "but it's never heard of a Ford Fossil."
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.
1. Text on Web pages displays as Morse Code.
Suburbia: Where they tear out the trees and then name streets after them.
That "best by" date stamp is really just a spoiler alert.
A friend who lives in NYC has six locks on his door; all in a row. When he goes out, he only locks every other one.
We think Cybersalt's collection of Christmas jokes is the best collection on the net. Right now it features over 70 jokes.
Over the years, some of the most popular pages on the Cybersalt site have featured Funny Cat Pictures. We have to admit that even though cats often look at humans like they owe the feline world something (remember dogs have owners and cats have staff), cats aren't as bad as a lot of the press that they get.
Some say the world can be divided into two types - cat people and dog people. For the cat people of the planet, Cybersalt has the 