Issue #4514
Cybersalt News
Sunday Greetings everyone!
This is the last Cybersalt mailing of the year and the decade! May God bless each and every one of you as the number rolls over and Jesus remains the same.
Rev. James Snyder seems to have done alright for gifts this year, but that still isn't stopping him from pondering the etiquette and hurtles of returning some of them. You can read, "Proper Etiquette for Returning Christmas Gifts" at:
www.cybersalt.org/gods-penman/proper-etiquette-for-returning-christmas-gifts
~ Pastor Tim
Today's CleanLaugh
Simple Operation
A man was seen fleeing down the hall of the hospital just before his operation. "What's the matter?" he was asked.
He said, "I heard the nurse say, 'It's a very simple operation. Don't worry, I'm sure it will be all right.'"
"He was just trying to comfort you; what's so frightening about that?"
"He wasn't talking to me. He was talking to the doctor!"
Today's One Liner
One-Liner #1441
Don't bother me; I'm living happily ever after.
Today's Clean Pun
Test Anxiety
Next week we have a class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's no pop quiz.
Today's Quote
Quote #1879
"If serving is below you, leadership is beyond you."
- Unknown
Today's Illustration
Christmas Thank You
The pastor of the church was looking over the cradle in the church's soon to be put away nativity scene when he noticed that the baby Jesus was missing from among the figures.
Immediately he turned and went outside and saw a little boy with a red wagon. In the wagon was the figure of the little infant, Jesus.
So he walked up to the boy and said, "Well, where did you get him, my fine friend?"
The little boy replied, "I got him from the church."
"And why did you take him?"
The boy said, "Well, about a week before Christmas I prayed to the little Lord Jesus and I told him if he would bring me a red wagon for Christmas I would give him a ride around the block in it."
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
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