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Before he knows it the bridge is right ahead of him and he gets stuck under the bridge.
Cars are backed up for miles.
Finally, a police car comes up. The cop gets out of his car and walks around to the truck driver, puts his hands on his hips and says, "Got stuck huh?"
The truck driver replies, "No, I was delivering this bridge and ran out of gas."
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A woman meant to call a record store, but dialed the wrong number and got a private home instead. "Do you have 'Eyes of Blue' and 'A Love Supreme?'" she asked.
"Well, no," answered the puzzled homeowner. "But I have a wife and eleven children."
"Is that a record?" she inquired, puzzled in her turn.
"I don't think so," replied the man, "but it's as close as I want to get."
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I was going to start by saying that mankind has gotten into alot of trouble eating apples - but then my wife reminded me that the Bible does not say that Adam and Eve ate an apple in the Garden of Eden. All the Bible says is that they ate the "fruit" from the tree of the Knowledge of Good and Evil. Ok, it might have been an apple. I definitely know it wasn't a strawberry because they don't grow on trees.
All this is eventually leading to this - here's a fun game where you move the green apple around to touch the red apples and then you hit the gold apple. Easy, right? Just don't bump anything.
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When the examination was complete, he said, "Now, Doc, I can take it. Tell me in plain English what is wrong with me."
"Well, in plain English," the doctor replied, "you're just lazy."
"OK," said the man. "Now give me the medical term so I can tell my wife."
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The psychology instructor had just finished a lecture on mental health and was giving an oral test.
Speaking specifically about manic depression, she asked, "How would you diagnose a patient who walks back and forth screaming at the top of his lungs one minute, then sits in a chair weeping uncontrollably the next?"
A young man in the rear raised his hand and answered, "A basketball coach?"
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