My friend's husband always teases her about her lack of interest in household chores.
One day he came home with a gag gift, a refrigerator magnet that read: "Martha Stewart doesn't live here."
The next day he came home to find the magnet holding up a slip of paper.
The note read, "Neither does Bob Vila."
If you can read the word "quickly" slowly, or you can say the word "backwards" forwards, you may just do well with this little exercise (which thankfully is not part of the requirements fot getting a driver's license).
I must admit this is a bit challenging for me because I have a bit of a mental tick that goes back to my speech therapy days in public school. They were very specific about me prounouncing the thing that I am thinking about. This has proved inavaluable when I preach - but compicates below.
Try to say the name of the colors - not what is spelled. Of course, in Canada, the UK, and many other parts of the world, try to say the name of the colours - not what is spelled.
The young suitor was determined to win the heart of the girl he wanted to marry, in spite of her rejection of his proposals a number of times.
He began what can only be called "Campaigning" and sent her a small token of his affection every day for a month to her house.
Soon, the young lady fell in love with the UPS man.
I am a middle of the road kind of guy. I like my tea neither weak nor strong, I enjoy life without constant emotional extremes, I am often in the middle of people trying to sort out disagreements, and I like my New York steak medium-well (which, of course, is middle of the road between medium and well-done).
Some people have a hard time finding balance in life. One minute they are taking up some extreme sport and the next minute they don't even want to get out of bed (although in some cases it's usually because they are hooked up to medical equipment).
I guess that's life. We all have a hard time finding the middle ground. In fact, I bet you do below. Just move the purple arrow to the middle of the line and click "was I close?"
Were you? There's no need to get emotional about it.
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Here's where we keep our funny car pictures.
Over the years, some of the most popular pages on the Cybersalt site have featured Funny Cat Pictures. We have to admit that even though cats often look at humans like they owe the feline world something (remember dogs have owners and cats have staff), cats aren't as bad as a lot of the press that they get.
And so, whether you are a cat lover or tolerator, we hope you enjoy these funny cat pictures. And, of course, if you have any funny cat pictures you want to share with the world, feel free to send them to us to post here.
Some say the world can be divided into two types - cat people and dog people. For the cat people of the planet, Cybersalt has the Funny Cat Archive. For the dog people we have this Funny Dog Pictures archive.
It's dedicated to the memory of Maggie - Pastor Tim and family's dog. The SPCA rescued Maggie from Manitoba's Red River flood in 1996 and brought her to British Columbia where she had two short term owners before becoming a part of the Davis household where she preferred adults over kids, picked and ate fruit from trees in the backyard, and very rarely went into water at the beach.
Here's our funny horse pictures collection.
We think Cybersalt's Funny Christmas Pictures Collection is the best on the net.
We hope you'll enjoy each one and share them with your online family and friends.
Merry Christmas!
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Our collection of puns.
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Chickens have grown to have a special place in Cybersalt's heart!
