Seen on a birthday card.
Forget about the past, You can't change it.
Forget about the future, You can't predict it.
Inside:
Forget about the present, I didn't buy you one.
Here's a great site for those of you who are cowboys and want to ride off into the sunset. You'll never be without a sunset to ride off into now. This page refreshes with images of sunsets from all over the world.
OK, to be honest, I've not watched it for 24 hours to make sure there is constantly a sunset and I trust you will excuse me for that.
After all, who has time to watch the sunset all day long? OK, maybe someone with an absolutely clear brain - in which case this would be a great place for someone to enjoy the eternal sunset of the spotless mind.
Here's a neat web site. Buddy is collecting pennies that were minted in 1968. I guess that's a different kind of rare coin collection. At first it seems strange that he would collect only those coins, but when you think about it every collector has their own passion so if that's the kind of currency he wants to gather, then more power to him.
It's given me an idea for a similar site. I don't want to be too much of a copycat so I'm going to avoid the whole coinage thing. I've decided to start a collection of hundred dollar bills from the 20th century (1900s). So if you have any, please send them to me.
Signs That An Athlete Is Using A Banned Substance:
Gets "psyched" before each competition by banging his head against a locker, although he's on the chess team.
Her javelin was shot down by jet fighters.
Killed two spectators and a line judge with his forehand lob at this year's French Open.
Although a sprinter, he won both the Indy 500 and the Preakness.
His red and yellow jersey reads, "Track Cartel de Colombia."
Remainder of high-jump event postponed until he lands.
Somehow manages to win the 100-meter butterfly without getting wet.
Signs new contract for $6 over 2 million years.
Instead of exploding out of the blocks, he just explodes.
According to the urine test, he's six-week's pregnant.
Breaks his pelvis but insists he can just "walk it off."
Forget Nike and Reebok-he's got endorsement deals with Merck and Glaxo.
Stacking dice - we've all done it. Ok, maybe not. But surely we will need to stack dice at some time in our life. Ok, maybe not. It is, however, undoubtedly everyone's destiny to be asked to stack dice at least. Yeah, maybe not.
So why do people watch this? Why fun of course! (I think he would like the dice wars game.)
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Over the years, some of the most popular pages on the Cybersalt site have featured Funny Cat Pictures. We have to admit that even though cats often look at humans like they owe the feline world something (remember dogs have owners and cats have staff), cats aren't as bad as a lot of the press that they get.
And so, whether you are a cat lover or tolerator, we hope you enjoy these funny cat pictures. And, of course, if you have any funny cat pictures you want to share with the world, feel free to send them to us to post here.
Some say the world can be divided into two types - cat people and dog people. For the cat people of the planet, Cybersalt has the Funny Cat Archive. For the dog people we have this Funny Dog Pictures archive.
It's dedicated to the memory of Maggie - Pastor Tim and family's dog. The SPCA rescued Maggie from Manitoba's Red River flood in 1996 and brought her to British Columbia where she had two short term owners before becoming a part of the Davis household where she preferred adults over kids, picked and ate fruit from trees in the backyard, and very rarely went into water at the beach.
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