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I love the Swiss.  By staying netural in most of the the world's disputes they have been able to work a lot for peace.  This neutrality has also given them a lot of time to invent and develop really great stuff.  Swiss chocolate, Swiss watches, Swiss army knives, soldiers on bicycles, and the Alps are just a few of the wonderful addtions to the world the Swiss have brought us.

However, I fear some of the Swiss may have too much time on their hands.  To prove my point I give you "Sky Ear".   The premise - attach some cell phones to some helium balloons and let people call them so they can listen to the sky.  Oh yeah, I forgot that you also put LED lights on the phones.

I'll admit the images of this ear are pretty, but if I want to listen to the sky all I have to do is call anyone on my cell phone while I am at home.  The cell service is so bad here I mostly get air anyway.

And please don't get me wrong - I'm not looking down on the Swiss.  It just seems to me that "Sky Ear" shows that some of them have been neutral so long that they are beginning to coast. 

 


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A goober was taking the tour of a national park not long ago. 

The ranger mentioned to the tour group that dinosaur fossils had been found in the area.

The goober exclaimed,

"Wow.  I can't believe the dinosaurs would come this close to the highway!"

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It is with the greatest of apologies that I present this game to you. I only played it for a few levels before my mind was twisted into more of a tangle than these overlapping lines.

But then again, it may just be me because I have yet to master folding shirts . Not everyone finds puzzles puzzling. In fact some people are so good at figuring out puzzles that it puzzles them why some people can figure out puzzles. Go figure!

All you have to do is move the dots until none of the lines are crossing over each other. That sounds easy enough doesn't it?

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A mother's four-year-old daughter was attending her first performance of the Ice Capades. She was so mesmerized that she wouldn't budge from her seat even during intermission, watching the activity while the ice was cleaned.

At the end of the show, she exclaimed, "I know what I want to be when I grow up!"

The mother envisioned her on the ice in another 15 years, starring in the Ice Capades.

She was brought back to earth when the daughter continued, "I want to be a Zamboni driver!"

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Have you ever seen a situation that could be best described as an accident waiting to happen?  Well, here's a solution waiting for an accident to happen.  Just how does one remove a cork that is inside a bottle?  Here's how.

But first, let me ask this - am I missing something? Admittedly, I'm not a big drinker.  Sure, first thing in the morning I have to have a drink of water right away, but that's the end of it.  OK, you've got me.  When I want to get really wild I put a bit of Sprite or 7-up in my apple juice!

But people!  Is the cork falling to the bottom of a bottle the great unknown plague of humanity or is this just a ploy to trick people into buying more plastic bags?

Oh yeah, I also drink milk and tea - but I don't put milk in my tea.  What a rebel I am!

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