Here's a really fun game where you move the blocks around to open the path to slide the blue bar through the opening. I don't know how many levels there are in this challenge, so just be careful in the event that there are enough to stretch your morning coffee break right through lunch and up to the time your boss calls you into the office to suggest its time you put your resume on monster.com and find a job as a professional game player.
Here's how to play:
Drag the blocks to move them left or right or up or down, depending upon their orientation. The object is to move the blueblock out through the opening on the right. When you complete a level, level up and down buttons appear appropriately under the level indicator. All your progress is automatically saved.
A widow, recently married to a widower, was accosted by a friend who laughingly remarked, "I suppose, like all men who have been married before, your husband sometimes talks about his first wife?"
"Oh, not any more," the other woman replied.
"What stopped him?" asked the first.
"I started talking about my next husband," replied the second woman.
On the first recount of Christmas my country gave to me ...
a disputed presidency.
On the second recount of Christmas my country gave to me ...
two campaign spins, and a disputed presidency.
On the third recount of Christmas my country gave to me ...
three pregnant chads, two campaign spins, and a disputed presidency.
On the fourth recount of Christmas my country gave to me ...
four contested ballots, three pregnant chads, two campaign spins, and a disputed presidency.
On the fifth recount of Christmas my country gave to me ...
five... court filings!
-- Four contested ballots, three pregnant chads, two campaign spins, and a disputed presidency.
On the sixth recount of Christmas my country gave to me...
six disenfranchised voters, five... court filings!
Four contested ballots, three pregnant chads, two campaign spins, and a disputed presidency.
On the seventh recount of Christmas my country gave to me...
seven politicians babbling, six disenfranchised voters, five... court filings!
Four contested ballots, three pregnant chads, two campaign spins, and a disputed presidency.
On the eighth recount of Christmas my country gave to me...
eight spokesmen whining, seven politicians babbling, six disenfranchised voters, five... court filings!
Four contested ballots, three pregnant chads, two campaign spins, and a disputed presidency.
On the ninth recount of Christmas my country gave to me...
nine reporters guessing, eight spokesmen whining, seven politicians babbling, six disenfranchised voters, five... court filings!
Four contested ballots, three pregnant chads, two campaign spins, and a disputed presidency.
On the tenth recount of Christmas my country gave to me...
ten legal rulings, nine reporters guessing, eight spokesmen whining, seven politicians babbling, six disenfranchised voters, five... court filings!
Four contested ballots, three pregnant chads, two campaign spins, and a disputed presidency.
On the eleventh recount of Christmas my country gave to me...
eleven judges judging, ten legal rulings, nine reporters guessing, eight spokesmen whining, seven politicians babbling, six disenfranchised voters, five... court filings!
Four contested ballots, three pregnant chads, two campaign spins, and a disputed presidency.
On the twelveth recount of Christmas my country gave to me...
twelve lawyers lying, eleven judges judging, ten legal rulings, nine reporters guessing, eight spokesmen whining, seven politicians babbling, six disenfranchised voters, five... court filings!
Four contested ballots, three pregnant chads, two campaign spins...
A man was having trouble getting his neighbor to keep his chickens fenced in. The neighbor kept talking about chickens being great creatures, and as such they had the right to go where they wanted.
The man was having no luck keeping the chickens out of his flowerbeds, and he had tried everything. Two weeks later, on a visit a friend noticed his flowerbeds were doing great. The flowers were beginning to bloom.
So the friend asked him how he managed to keep the birds away. "How did you make your neighbor keep his hens in his own yard?"
"One night I hid half a dozen eggs under a bush by my flower bed, and the next day I let my neighbor see me gather them. I wasn't bothered after that."
Over the years, some of the most popular pages on the Cybersalt site have featured Funny Cat Pictures. We have to admit that even though cats often look at humans like they owe the feline world something (remember dogs have owners and cats have staff), cats aren't as bad as a lot of the press that they get.
And so, whether you are a cat lover or tolerator, we hope you enjoy these funny cat pictures. And, of course, if you have any funny cat pictures you want to share with the world, feel free to send them to us to post here.
Some say the world can be divided into two types - cat people and dog people. For the cat people of the planet, Cybersalt has the Funny Cat Archive. For the dog people we have this Funny Dog Pictures archive.
It's dedicated to the memory of Maggie - Pastor Tim and family's dog. The SPCA rescued Maggie from Manitoba's Red River flood in 1996 and brought her to British Columbia where she had two short term owners before becoming a part of the Davis household where she preferred adults over kids, picked and ate fruit from trees in the backyard, and very rarely went into water at the beach.
Here are some clean, theologically incorrect jokes. Most of them have been featured in the PearlyGates section of the free Cybersalt Digest Newsletter - which you can subscribe to by clicking here.
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We think Cybersalt's collection of Christmas jokes is the best collection on the net. Right now it features over 70 jokes.
Over the years, some of the most popular pages on the Cybersalt site have featured Funny Cat Pictures. We have to admit that even though cats often look at humans like they owe the feline world something (remember dogs have owners and cats have staff), cats aren't as bad as a lot of the press that they get.
Some say the world can be divided into two types - cat people and dog people. For the cat people of the planet, Cybersalt has the 