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If you can read the word "quickly" slowly, or you can say the word "backwards" forwards, you may just do well with this little exercise (which thankfully is not part of the requirements fot getting a driver's license).

I must admit this is a bit challenging for me because I have a bit of a mental tick that goes back to my speech therapy days in public school.  They were very specific about me prounouncing the thing that I am thinking about.  This has proved inavaluable when I preach - but compicates below.

Try to say the name of the colors - not what is spelled. Of course, in Canada, the UK, and many other parts of the world, try to say the name of the colours - not what is spelled. 

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The telephone rings in the principal's office at a school.

"Hello, this is Dunn Elementary," answers the principal.

"Hi. Jimmy won't be able to come to school all next week," replies the voice.

"Well, what seems to be the problem with him?"

We are all going on a family vacation," says the voice,

"I hope it is all right."

"I guess that would be fine," says the principal. "May I ask who is calling?"

"Sure. This is my father!"

The young suitor was determined to win the heart of the girl he wanted to marry, in spite of her rejection of his proposals a number of times.

He began what can only be called "Campaigning" and sent her a small token of his affection every day for a month to her house.

Soon, the young lady fell in love with the UPS man.

I am a middle of the road kind of guy.  I like my tea neither weak nor strong, I enjoy life without constant emotional extremes, I am often in the middle of people trying to sort out disagreements, and I like my New York steak medium-well (which, of course, is middle of the road between medium and well-done). 

Some people have a hard time finding balance in life.  One minute they are taking up some extreme sport and the next minute they don't even want to get out of bed (although in some cases  it's usually because they are hooked up to medical equipment).

I guess that's life.  We all have a hard time finding the middle ground. In fact, I bet you do below.  Just move the purple arrow to the middle of the line and click "was I close?"

Were you?  There's no need to get emotional about it.


One fellow was violently tearing through his Bible in a desperate search when a friend came up and asked, "Is something wrong?"

"Yes," he said, "I can't remember if the Thanksgiving story is in the Old Testament or New Testament!"

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The Best Kept Secret Ever!

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This husband and wife decided to have some fun and surprise all their friends and family with the big news of not just gender, but having twins.
 

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This husband and wife decided to have some fun and surprise all their friends and family with the big news of not just gender, but having twins.

 

 

 

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This husband and wife decided to have some fun and surprise all their friends and family with the big news of not just gender, but having twins.

 

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