Cybersalt News
Now that the Cybersalt Site has undergone it's major migration/upgrade, I can now move on to begin to re-introduce old areas of the site and roll out new features.
For instance, the Cybersalt Community Forum is up and running again. The forum is now also doing double duty as the comment system. So if you want to comment on a joke, devotional, or some other material on the site, you can now do so in the comment area below each article. When you do that it will automatically create a discussion in the Cybersalt Community Forum where others can join in.
To use the above features you will need to be logged into the Cybersalt Site. Registering a profile is free and if you already have a Facebook or Twitter account you don't even have to fill in any fields. Just click the appropriate "Sign In" button in the lower right hand columns of the site and you'll be on your way.
I hope you will check out and try these new features. Just e-mail if you experience any bumps along the way so I can fine tune the set-up.
Finally, I hope you enjoy today's featured page - "Lion Cut"
http://www.cybersalt.org/funny-cat-pictures/cat-line-cut-or-lion-cut
Enjoy the rest of today's digest.
Here is today's CleanLaugh - "First Passport"
At 82 years old, my husband applied for his first passport.
He was told he'd need a birth certificate, but his birth had never been officially registered. When he explained his dilemma to the passport agent, the response was less than helpful.
"In lieu of a birth certificate," the agent said, "you can bring a notarized affidavit from the doctor who delivered you."
Today's CleanPun
A farmer brought his daughter a pet pig, which she called "Stinky" when it was in her room but called "Ballpoint" when it was in the sty.
"Tell me," her father asked her, "why do you have two names for your pig?"
"That's easy," she replied. "Ballpoint is just his pen name."
Today's One Liner
"The most enjoyable way to follow a vegetable diet is to let the cow eat it, and then eat the cow."
Today's CleanQuote
"There are no new sins; the old ones just get more publicity"
Today's Illustration - "Attractive First Impressions"
Featured Illustration items are well suited for introducing or illuminating a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
WHEN my best friend, James, came home on his first Army leave, my little brother asked him what he did in the service. "I do calisthenics, shoot guns and follow orders," James replied.
Walking in town that day, James and I ran into a buddy who also asked him what he did in the Army. James gave the same reply: "I do calisthenics, shoot guns and follow orders."
A while later, we met a former classmate, an attractive woman, and she asked the same question. This time, James said, "I'm studying communications, learning foreign languages and traveling around the world."
The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.org - a member of the Cybersalt family of sites.
Pastor Tim pastored at Westside Bible Church, Victoria, British Columbia from November 1996 to October 2017.