Cybersalt News
I am happy to report that the Cybersalt Site migration to updated software has reached the point to where the new site is now live. If you notice any problems with it, please don't hesitate to send me a note. Undoubtedly there will be little things that pop-up here and there. BTW, "the jokes aren't funny enough" is not something I can fix.
To get back in the swing of things, there is a newly updated funny picture on the site. You'll find "Baby Pots" at:
http://www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/baby-pots
Enjoy the rest of today's digest.
Here is today's CleanLaugh - "Shower or Tub"
New Englanders are known for their dry wit and logic.
Once in Martha's Vineyard a hotel clerk asked me if I wanted a room with a shower or a tub. I asked what the difference was.
He replied, "Well sir, in a tub, you can sit down."
Today's CleanPun
My doctor e-mailed me asking if I knew my "blod group". I replied, "typo."
Today's One Liner
"Do the right thing because one cookie would just be afraid by itself in the dark, right?"
Today's CleanQuote
"All generalizations are false."
Today's Illustration - "Not Knowing All the Words"
Featured Illustration items are well suited for introducing or illuminating a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
While walking through the woods one day, I was surprised to hear a child's voice. I followed the sound, trying in vain to understand the child's words. When I spotted a boy perched on a rock, I realized why his words had made no sense: He was repeating the alphabet.
"Why are you saying your ABC's so many times?" I asked him.
The child replied, "I'm saying my prayers."
I couldn't help but laugh. "Prayers? All I hear is the alphabet."
Patiently the child explained, "Well, I don't know all the words, so I give God the letters. He knows what I'm trying to say."
The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.org - a member of the Cybersalt family of sites.
Pastor Tim pastored at Westside Bible Church, Victoria, British Columbia from November 1996 to October 2017.