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Shhhhh . . . . . It's that day again.

Somebody call Lassie because Timmy has fallen down a well - the well of migrating (which is way different than upgrading) the Cybersalt Site from Joomla 1.5 to Joomla 1.6.

I'm about 54% of the way through the process and hope to make the updated site live some time today- if all goes well.

Enjoy the rest of today's digest!

Here is today's CleanLaugh - "Bag of Chickens"

If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one at:
http://www.cybersalt.org/cleanlaugh/whatsagoober

Two goobers meet on a dusty country road. One of them is carrying a big bag labeled, "chickens."

"Chickens, eh?" says one guy. "Hey, if I guess how many chickens you got, will you give me one?"

"Heck," says the guy with the bag, "iffin you guess right, I'll give you both of 'em."

The other scratches his head and guesses, "Um... five?"

Today's CleanPun

"A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished."

Today's One Liner

"The other day I nearly succumbed to a bout of narcissism: seriously, I just don't know what's come over me, me, me, me."

Today's CleanQuote

"Whatever you are, be a good one."
~ Abraham Lincoln

Today's Illustration - "Barbecuing: Manly Cooking"

Featured Illustration items are well suited for introducing or illuminating a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.

Barbecuing - It's the only type of cooking a "real" man will do.

When a man volunteers to do such cooking, the following chain of events is put into motion:

(1) The woman goes to the store.

(2) The woman fixes the salad, vegetables, and dessert.

(3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils, and takes it to the man, who is lounging beside the grill, drinking a beer.

(4) The man places the meat on the grill.

(5) The woman goes inside to set the table and check the vegetables.

(6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning.

(7) The man takes the meat off the grill and hands it to the woman.

(8) The woman prepares the plates and brings them to the table.

(9) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.

(10) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off."

And, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women.

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Pastor Tim pastored at Westside Bible Church, Victoria, British Columbia from November 1996 to October 2017.