Cybersalt News

Oh look, . . . . never mind, I'm one day early.

There are two updated pages on the Cybersalt site today - "Coffin Yard" and "Open Sorry."
http://www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/coffin-yard
http://www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/open-sorry

Enjoy the rest of today's digest.

Here is today's CleanLaugh - "Worker Ants"

The teacher was giving her class of seven-year-olds a natural history lesson. "Worker ants," she told them, "can carry pieces of food five times their own weight. What do you conclude from that?"

One child was ready with the answer: "They don't have a union."

Today's CleanPun

I went to the cemetery yesterday to lay some flowers on a grave.

As I was standing there I noticed 4 grave diggers walking about with a coffin; 3 hours later and they're still walking about with it.

I thought to myself, "They've lost the plot!"
~Tommy Parker

Today's One Liner

"ROME: Catholic theologians now concentrating on Problem of Evil after finally solving a Problem like Maria."

Today's CleanQuote

"Do not mess with the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup."

Today's Illustration - "From the Mouths of Children:"

Featured Illustration items are well suited for introducing or illuminating a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.

"The only accidents are the ones you make in your pants."
- Ari K, age 7

"Everyone has feelings, except for snakes and principals."
- Donna Maria G, age 9

"Laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and the world laughs at you."
- Rob P, age 8

"If life gives you nothing but lemons, make up a better shopping list for it."
- Steven B, age 8

"Don't eat ladyfingers - even if you know the lady they came from."
- Susannah K., age 6

"When a movie is PG-13 that means how many minutes your mom will let you watch before turning it off."
- Jon G., age 12

"Moses came down with the Ten Amendments, which were God's Bill of Wrongs."
- Susie F., age 7

"Doctors automatically know what's wrong with you. They have a sick sense."
- Beau M., age 10

"My dog had worms. I think he was going fishing."
- Emma B., age 4

The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.org - a member of the Cybersalt family of sites.

Pastor Tim pastored at Westside Bible Church, Victoria, British Columbia from November 1996 to October 2017.