One-liners

"Don't go huntin' with a fellow named Chug-A-Lug."

"Don't let anyone tell you you're getting old - squash their toes with your rocker."

"Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive."

"Don't tell fish stories where the people know you; but particularly, don't tell them where they know the fish."

- Mark Twain

"Don't think of it as getting hot flashes. Think of it as your inner child playing with matches."

"Don't think you're on the right road just because it's a well-beaten path."

"Don't you hate it when people can't sphel? "

"Due to the shape of the North American Elk's esophagus, even if it could speak, it could not pronounce the word lasagna."

- Cliff Clavin, Cheers

"Each year a healthy adult male consumes one and one-half times his weight in other peoples patience." ~John Updike

"Eschew obfuscation."

"Even Popeye didn't eat his spinach until he absolutely had to."

"Every silver lining has a cloud."

"Everyone should have a spouse, because there are a number of things that go wrong that one can't blame on the

government."

"Everything can be filed under 'miscellaneous.'"

"For every tax problem there is a solution which is straightforward, uncomplicated and wrong."