One-liners

"Never trust a stockbroker who's married to a travel agent."

"No matter how busy people are, most are never too busy to stop and talk about how busy they are."

"No matter how busy people are, they are never too busy to stop and talk about how busy they are."

"Nobody will ever win the Battle of the Sexes - there's just too much fraternizing with the enemy."

"Nostalgia: A sentiment that combines yesterday's prices and today's incomes."

"Nutrition Facts are too depressing - how about some Nutrition Fiction?"

"Okay, I have a million awesome clip art images. Now what?"

"One good thing about being wrong is the joy it brings to others."

"One way to stop a run away horse is to bet on him."

"Only one shopping day left until tomorrow."

"Originality is merely undetected plagiarism."

"Our goal to promote a non-threatening and productive office environment is to establish language that is gender-neutral, ethnic-neutral, and age-neutral while celebrating our spirit of diversity."

"Outside of a dog, a book is probably man's best friend; inside of a dog, it's too dark to read."

~ Groucho Marx

"People are forever calling me a hypochondriac, and, let me tell you, that

makes me sick." - Sandra Wilson

"People are forever calling me a hypochondriac, and, let me tell you, that makes me sick."