A hip young man goes out and buys the best car available: a 2026 Turbo Z123DX. It is the best and most expensive car in the world, and it runs him $3,000,000. He takes it out for a spin, and, while doing so, stops for a red light.
An elderly man on a moped (both looking about 90 years old) pulls up next to him. The old man looks over the sleek, shiny surface of the car and asks, "What kind of car ya' got there, sonny?"
The young many replies, "A 2026 Turbo Z123DX. They cost $3,000,000."
"That's a lot of money!" says the old man, shocked. "Why does it cost so much?"
Farmers can tell if their milk cows are flatulent by simply sniffing the dairy air.
"Do not touch" must be one of the scariest things to read in braille.
A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater. 
One day there was a guy who was driving home from work when his jeep broke down. He looked down the road and saw a pink house and decided that he would see if he could stay there for the night.
We think Cybersalt's collection of Christmas jokes is the best collection on the net. Right now it features over 70 jokes.
Over the years, some of the most popular pages on the Cybersalt site have featured Funny Cat Pictures. We have to admit that even though cats often look at humans like they owe the feline world something (remember dogs have owners and cats have staff), cats aren't as bad as a lot of the press that they get.
Some say the world can be divided into two types - cat people and dog people. For the cat people of the planet, Cybersalt has the 