A Police officer pulls over a speeding car. The Officer says, "I clocked you at 80 mph sir."
The driver says, "But officer, I had it on cruise control at 60, perhaps your radar needs calibrating."
Not looking up from her knitting the wife says sweetly, "Now don't be silly dear, you know that this car doesn't have cruise control."
As the officer writes out the ticket, the driver looks over at his wife and growls, "Can't you keep your mouth shut for once?"
The wife smiles demurely and says, "You should be thankful your radar detector went off when it did."
My daughter's third-grade teacher had assigned the children to write a story titled "My Biggest Surprise."
Someone tried to sell me a coffin today.
I just found out I'm colorblind; the diagnosis came completely out of the purple.
I was walking barefoot on the beach and stepped on a rusty piece from an old video game. Now I have to get a Tetris shot.
We think Cybersalt's collection of Christmas jokes is the best collection on the net. Right now it features over 70 jokes.
Over the years, some of the most popular pages on the Cybersalt site have featured Funny Cat Pictures. We have to admit that even though cats often look at humans like they owe the feline world something (remember dogs have owners and cats have staff), cats aren't as bad as a lot of the press that they get.
Some say the world can be divided into two types - cat people and dog people. For the cat people of the planet, Cybersalt has the 