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*To get the most out of this joke from the past, it helps if you remember the 2000 US presidential election. If you do remember those days, good for you. If you don't, even better! Fortunately for Santa, it seems he doesn't have the added factor of an electoral college!***
Ho Ho Ho
Hello out there, all people of the world. This is Santa and I just wanted to let you know that Christmas may be a little late this year. See, after checking all the boxes and tallying them up, I found some problems with the results.
The first result showed: 428,534,120 Good 428,523,119 Bad. The second result showed: 428,534,118 Good 428,523,121 Bad.
I bought a wooden car. It's got a wooden engine, wooden doors, wooden seats, wooden wheels, even a wooden key.
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Sometimes, someone unexpected comes into your life out of nowhere, makes your heart race, and changes you forever ... we call those people cops.
I don't mean to interrupt people. I just randomly remember things and get really excited.
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