While my friend was working as a receptionist for an eye surgeon, a very angry woman stormed up to her desk.
"Someone stole my wig while I was having surgery yesterday," she complained.
The doctor came out and tried to calm her down.
"I assure you that no one on my staff would have done such a thing," he said. "Why do you think it was taken here?"
"After the operation, I noticed the wig I was wearing was cheap-looking and ugly."
"I think" explained the surgeon gently, "that means your cataract operation was a success."
"Mister, why doesn't this cow have any horns?" asked the young lady from a nearby city on field trip to the country.
A lot of women say their husbands never listen to them; I'm proud to say I've never heard my wife say that.
Employees dying on the job are failing to fall down.
I can't believe someone broke into my house and stole all of my fruit.
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