***Warning - this one is a real groaner!***
It was back in the old days and my friend was into this new age wisdom and spirituality and stuff.
Well, one day he heard of this special guru who knew the meaning of life in the universe, so my friend drove from Blairstown to the airport in Newark and caught a plane to India.
When the plane landed in India he took a train. When the train got to the end of its track he got off and rented a jeep. He drove the jeep to the foothills of the mountains and borrowed a donkey. He rode the donkey until the donkey could go no further and then walked up the mountain to the guru's cave.
How was Rome split in two?
So far today, Lord, I've done all right; I haven't gossiped, haven't lost my temper, haven't been greedy, grumpy, nasty, selfish or overindulgent.
Nobody has ever been more surprised than a husband hearing about his wife's plans for the second time.
I went to the doctor thinking I had arthritis ... He said it's early onset rigor mortis.
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