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Oh look, Chicken Thursday!
Things are starting to settle into a summer routine here at Cybersalt World Headquarters. There's plenty to keep me busy at the desk catching up on work — and just as many chances to step away for a backyard cookout, a trip to the beach, or whatever else the season brings to the front porch. We're only three days out from the longest day of the year, and after that the sun starts its slow walk back the other way. I'm going to make a conscious effort to enjoy it while it's here.
Today's video share is a reminder of just how complicated international relationships between countries can be. The fallenness of mankind, and the hatred we hold toward those who are different than us, takes a real cost. Let's just say I wouldn't want to stay on this ship overnight.
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Enjoy the rest of today's Digest.
~ Pastor Tim
Employee Reviews
A hilarious list of comments taken directly from employee reviews.
"Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; he only gargled."
"Wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead."
"She sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them."
"This person had delusions of adequacy."
"Since my last report, he has reached rock bottom and has started to dig."
"His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of morbid curiosity."
"I would not allow this employee to breed."
"This employee is really not so much of a has-been, but more of a definite won't be."
"Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap."
"When she opens her mouth, it seems that this is only to change whichever foot was previously in there."
"This employee should go far - and the sooner he starts, the better."
"This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot."
"Got into the gene pool while the lifeguard wasn't watching."
"A room temperature IQ."
"A gross ignoramus -- 144 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus."
"A prime candidate for natural deselection."
"One-cell organisms outscore him in IQ tests."
"Fell out of the family tree."
"Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming."
"Has two brains; one is lost and the other is out looking for it."
One-Liner #2034
After 50 you're like an old phone battery; even when you charge yourself overnight for 10 hours, by 10am you're at 60%.
An Exitless Beehive? 🐝
What do you call a beehive without an exit?
Unbelievable.
Quote #2470
If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn't sit for a month!
- Theodore Roosevelt
52 Bible Verses for Men Week 13: Alive and Active ! - THIS is Song number 13
Some songs don't just lead you into worship — they lead you into examination. "The Word of God Is Alive and Active," drawn from Hebrews 4:12–13, is one of them.
It is a musical declaration that God's Word cuts through pretense, sees past performance, and reaches the very core of who we are. Short in length, but heavy in truth.
Just For Today
Just for Today ...
.. smile at a stranger
.. listen to someone's heart
.. drop a coin where a child can find it
.. learn something new, then teach it to someone
.. tell someone you're thinking of them
.. hug a loved one
.. don't hold a grudge
.. don't be afraid to say "I'm sorry"
.. look a child in the eye and tell them how great they are
.. don't kill that spider in your house, he's just lost so show him the way out
.. look beyond the face of a person into their heart
.. make a promise, and keep it
.. call someone, for no other reason than to just say "Hi"
.. show kindness to an animal
.. stand up for what you believe in
.. smell the rain, feel the breeze, listen to the wind
.. use all your senses to their fullest
Cherish all your TODAYS
~ Author Unknown
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
Susan Page writes . . . .
Each Moment
I awoke on the morning of my birthday with thoughts of a brand-new day before me, one that was filled with special adventures.
I lay in bed, thinking about the blessings God had poured into my life, before reading my morning devotional. I have been “surprised with joy” at a stage in my life where I wasn’t looking for momentous changes.
Read moreThe Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.
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