If we are to be serious about saving the planet, we should stop printing calendars. They're the reason our days are numbered!
As an obstetrician, I sometimes see unusual tattoos when working in labor and delivery. One patient had some type of fish tattoo on her abdomen.
"That sure is an unusual looking whale," I commented.
With a sad smile she replied, "It used to be a dolphin."
Oh look, Chicken Thursday!
For the last couple of weeks I've been teasing about a pair of companies I was buying. The transaction is now complete and I've started the freshening-up work the websites need. They are energizethemes.com and virtuemarttemplates.net, and between them they sell close to 100 templates. The idea is simple: when you're building a website and you don't want to get bogged down in the design side of things, you grab one of these and you can get on with the rest of your business. Energize Themes makes templates for Joomla — which happens to be the same software my own websites are built on — and VirtueMart Templates is the ecommerce side, since VirtueMart is the online-store add-on that runs inside Joomla. Both domains have now transferred into my name, and I have begun updating every one of those almost-100 templates to the latest versions of the software they run on. I'm very excited about this opportunity and having a lot of fun.
Today's video share is a funny little look at the quirkiness of human beings — but stick with it, because it ends with a really sweet message.
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Enjoy the rest of today's Digest.
~ Pastor Tim
George had died. His lawyer is standing before the family and reads out his Last Will and Testament.
"To my dear wife Mary, I leave the house, 50 acres of land, and 1 million dollars.
To my son Barry, I leave my Big Lexus and the Jaguar.
To my daughter Suzy, I leave my yacht and $250,000.
To my brother-in-law Jeff, who always insisted that health is better than wealth, I leave my sun lamp."
I started a company where you can borrow hunting dogs for the afternoon; it's called, "We Lease the Hounds!"
I'm in search of someone to assist with miking cows on my dairy farm. Must work well with udders.
"Do one thing every day that scares you."
- Eleanor Roosevelt
Ooh...Am I now trying to win the approval of human beings or of God?Or am I trying to please people?Please people...
If I were still trying to please people,I would not be a servant of Christ.
At a dinner party, the speaker who was the guest of honor was about to deliver his speech when his wife, who was sitting at the other end of the table, sent him a piece of paper with the word "KISS" scribbled on it.
A guest seated next to the speaker said, "Your wife has sent you a KISS before you begin your speech. She must love you very much."
The speaker replied, "You don't know my wife. The letters stand for "Keep It Short Stupid."
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Susan Page writes . . . .
The wonderful, deeply rich life testimony of Joni Eareckson Tada has been a blessing to my soul.
You may be familiar with her story. She was an athletic teenager who loved the outdoors. One hot July day in 1967, at the age of 17, she broke her neck while diving into shallow water and was left a quadriplegic. Today, she is an internationally known mouth artist, a talented vocalist, a radio host, and the author of over 48 books, as well as being an advocate for disabled persons worldwide. There was a time in my life when Joni’s devotional book, Secret Strength, was a source of great comfort to me.
When I heard that Joni had been diagnosed with breast cancer, I honestly asked, “Why, Lord? Hasn’t she been through enough? She already deals with her disability with grace and dignity as she lives daily with chronic pain along with all that comes with being a quadriplegic.”
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George had died. His lawyer is standing before the family and reads out his Last Will and Testament.
"To my dear wife Mary, I leave the house, 50 acres of land, and 1 million dollars.
To my son Barry, I leave my Big Lexus and the Jaguar.
To my daughter Suzy, I leave my yacht and $250,000.
To my brother-in-law Jeff, who always insisted that health is better than wealth, I leave my sun lamp."
I'm in search of someone to assist with miking cows on my dairy farm. Must work well with udders.
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Cybersalt's funny pictures collection has been years in the making and continues to grow. We are also in the process of moving images over from our old site so check back often. Don't forget to check out our funny cat pictures, funny dog pictures, funny elephant pictures, and take your turn to be funny.
Here's where we keep our funny car pictures.
Over the years, some of the most popular pages on the Cybersalt site have featured Funny Cat Pictures. We have to admit that even though cats often look at humans like they owe the feline world something (remember dogs have owners and cats have staff), cats aren't as bad as a lot of the press that they get.
And so, whether you are a cat lover or tolerator, we hope you enjoy these funny cat pictures. And, of course, if you have any funny cat pictures you want to share with the world, feel free to send them to us to post here.
Some say the world can be divided into two types - cat people and dog people. For the cat people of the planet, Cybersalt has the Funny Cat Archive. For the dog people we have this Funny Dog Pictures archive.
It's dedicated to the memory of Maggie - Pastor Tim and family's dog. The SPCA rescued Maggie from Manitoba's Red River flood in 1996 and brought her to British Columbia where she had two short term owners before becoming a part of the Davis household where she preferred adults over kids, picked and ate fruit from trees in the backyard, and very rarely went into water at the beach.
Here's our funny horse pictures collection.
We think Cybersalt's Funny Christmas Pictures Collection is the best on the net.
We hope you'll enjoy each one and share them with your online family and friends.
Merry Christmas!
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Our collection of puns.
Our collection of funny signs.
A great collection of clean, funny one-liners!
Chickens have grown to have a special place in Cybersalt's heart!
