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I went to the doctor thinking I had arthritis ... He said it's early onset rigor mortis.
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We've had another fun visit with our son and his family this week. Amidst all the family time, I also got to enjoy a bit of nerd-bonding — helping him set up some AI tools to manage his irrigation and landscaping company. I'm impressed that there's a nerd part of him that's similar to me — although as I type this, he is reading over my shoulder and laughing at the very idea.
Today's video share is a really fun moment — a brother comes clean at his brother's wedding about something he did way back when. Those are great family moments — the stuff we did as children, finally confessed in adulthood.
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~ Pastor Tim
Grizzly Bears
Wildlife officials in Alaska are alarmed at the increase in grizzly bear attacks on humans, and they are advising the public to be extremely careful when hiking, fishing, hunting or camping. They also advise people to wear small bells when they walk so they will alert grizzlies to their approach, and also to carry pepper spray in case of a close encounter.
The officials also say it would be wise to be alert for fresh signs of grizzly bear activity, such as piles of fresh bear poop.
Of course, you must be able to differentiate between brown bear and grizzly bear poop, so they offer the following:
- Brown bear poop is usually small, and contains the remains of berries and sometimes squirrel fur.
- Grizzly bear poop is larger, contains small bells, and smells like pepper.
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I went to the doctor thinking I had arthritis ... He said it's early onset rigor mortis.
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Just started working at the bicycle factory this week ... They already made me the spokesperson.
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"Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much."
- Oscar Wilde
Optimism
As I was driving home from work one day, I stopped to watch a local Little League baseball game that was being played in a park near my home.
As I sat down behind the bench on the first-base line, I asked one of the boys what the score was.
"We're behind 14 to nothing," he answered with a smile.
"Really," I said. "I have to say you don't look very discouraged."
"Discouraged?" the boy asked with a puzzled look on his face. "Why should we be discouraged? We haven't been up to bat yet."
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Multitasking is Not My Cup of Tea
Usually, I have a lot of work on my desk, from writing to radio programs. Even though I have many projects, I can only do one at a time.
I have often wished I could multitask, which would help me get through many more projects more quickly. But that has never been my style of working. I focus on one project at a time and move on to the next when it is finished.
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Wildlife officials in Alaska are alarmed at the increase in grizzly bear attacks on humans, and they are advising the public to be extremely careful when hiking, fishing, hunting or camping. They also advise people to wear small bells when they walk so they will alert grizzlies to their approach, and also to carry pepper spray in case of a close encounter.
The officials also say it would be wise to be alert for fresh signs of grizzly bear activity, such as piles of fresh bear poop.
Of course, you must be able to differentiate between brown bear and grizzly bear poop, so they offer the following:
- Brown bear poop is usually small, and contains the remains of berries and sometimes squirrel fur.
- Grizzly bear poop is larger, contains small bells, and smells like pepper.
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