Issue #4516
Cybersalt News
Oh look, Chicken Thursday!
Thanks to Kathy M. for supplying today's Chicken Thursday picture. Kathie must have a pretty nice house because it looks like they really want in - or maybe they are just knocking and want to set up a neighbourhood Bible Study.
There is some exciting news cooking here at Cybersalt World Headquarters. I won't be able to share it until later in the month but when I do I will have pictures!
Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!
~ Pastor Tim
Today's CleanLaugh
Bonus
Here's hoping there is no one like this at your workplace.
Faced with hard times, the company offered a bonus of one thousand dollars to any employee who could come up with a way of saving money.
The bonus went to a young woman in accounting who suggested limiting future bonuses to ten dollars.
Today's One Liner
One-Liner #1443
Well, this day was a total waste of make-up!
Today's Clean Pun
I'm All Shook Up
Hip replacement? More like a pelvis impersonator!
Today's Quote
Quote #1881
"When I talk to managers I get the feeling that they are important.
When I talk to leaders I get the feeling that I am important."
- Unknown
Today's Illustration
Gallantry
Sandra was out driving her car and while stopped at a red light, the car just died. It was a busy intersection, and the traffic behind her starting growing.
The guy in the car directly behind her started honking his horn continuously as Sandra continued to try getting the car to start up again.
Finally Sandra gets out of her car and approaches the guy in the car behind her.
"I can't seem to get my car started," Sandra said, smiling. "Would you be a sweetheart and go and see if you can get it started for me. I'll stay here in your car and lean on your horn for you."
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.
One day, Joe, Bob and Dave were hiking in a wilderness area when they came upon a large, raging, violent river. They needed to get to the other side, but had no idea of how to do so.
We think Cybersalt's collection of Christmas jokes is the best collection on the net. Right now it features over 70 jokes.
Over the years, some of the most popular pages on the Cybersalt site have featured Funny Cat Pictures. We have to admit that even though cats often look at humans like they owe the feline world something (remember dogs have owners and cats have staff), cats aren't as bad as a lot of the press that they get.
Some say the world can be divided into two types - cat people and dog people. For the cat people of the planet, Cybersalt has the 