1. Building mounted fire hose connections are no substitute for a real hydrant.
2. "Why can't I just make an appointment with the groomer to get my nails done? I can do without the shampoo, blow-dry and stupid pink bows."
3. Nintendo is not easily paw operated.
4. There are no real career opportunities for a dog who has been fixed.
5. Silk plants may look real but when chewed cause extreme flatulence.
6. "If Barbie wasn't meant as a chew toy, why do little girls set up her Dream House within easy reach?"
7. No breakfast in bed.
8. Really cool sneaker companies don't make doggie booties.
9. "Snausages" is not in the dictionary.
10. The average refrigerator door seam is too narrow to be easily opened by a snout.
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