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Oh look, Chicken Thursday!
I don't know if you have noticed, but I have been repeating chicken pictures for a number of weeks. If you have any original Christmas Chicken pictures (a live chicken, lol) send it to This email address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it. and I will use them right away. Amazingly there are only 2 more Chicken Thursdays before Christmas!
And for those of you who don't know the origin of Chicken Thursday, you can read about that at:
www.cybersalt.org/news/the-story-of-chicken-thursday
Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!
~ Pastor Tim
Today's CleanLaugh
I Know About Santa
I figured that at age seven it was inevitable for my son to begin having doubts about Santa Claus. Sure enough, one day he said, "Mom, I know something about Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy."
Taking a deep breath, I asked him, "What is that?"
He replied, "They're all nocturnal."
Today's One Liner
One-Liner #1434
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Today's Clean Pun
Steam Rebellion
Today, I noticed that the cover of my ironing board was wrinkled, and I laughed at the irony.
Today's Quote
Quote #1872
"Every time we use religion to draw a line to keep people out, Jesus is with the people on the other side of that line."
- Hugh L. Hollowell
Today's Illustration
Teaching Children About Christmas
The Season of Advent was beginning, and I wanted to inform the children that, according the Bible, Jesus is coming twice, once as the baby in the manger, and then as King.
So I asked the children, "How did Jesus come the first time?"
One child answered, "Down the chimney."
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
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