Issue #4508
Cybersalt News
Sunday Greetings everyone!
There is a new funny picture page on the Cybersalt site. That's right, I remember how to do that! You might only get this one if you are a programmer or coder, but even if you don't get it please send it to your geeky relatives and friends! You will find "Santa Code" at:
www.cybersalt.org/funny-christmas-pictures/santa-code
Rev. James Snyder is no fool: he doesn't leave the Thanksgiving table until he is full! You can read "The Difference Between a Fool and Being Full" at:
https://www.cybersalt.org/gods-penman/the-difference-between-a-fool-and-being-full
Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.
~ Pastor Tim
Today's CleanLaugh
Lost, Found, Changed
A lady lost her handbag in the bustle of Christmas shopping.
It was found by an honest little boy and returned to her.
Looking in her purse, she commented, "Hmmm.... That's funny. When I lost my bag there was a $20 bill in it. Now there are twenty $1 bills."
The boy quickly replied, "That's right, lady. The last time I found a lady's purse, she didn't have any change for a reward."
Today's One Liner
One-Liner #1435
I like to make lists; I also like to leave them laying on the kitchen counter and then guessing on what's the list while at the store.
Today's Clean Pun
Christmas Music Copy
This year I have decided to release a Christmas record called, "Duvet Know it's Christmas"
It's a cover version
Today's Quote
Quote #1873
"Every time we use religion to draw a line to keep people out, Jesus is with the people on the other side of that line."
- Hugh L. Hollowell
Today's Illustration
Children, Christmas and Technology
As a little girl climbed onto Santa's lap, Santa asked the usual question,
"And what would you like for Christmas?"
The child stared at him open mouthed and horrified for a minute, then gasped:
"Didn't you get my email?"
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.
Oh look, Chicken Thursday!
I figured that at age seven it was inevitable for my son to begin having doubts about Santa Claus. Sure enough, one day he said, "Mom, I know something about Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy."
Emergency service provided only with twenty-four hours notice.
Today, I noticed that the cover of my ironing board was wrinkled, and I laughed at the irony.
The Season of Advent was beginning, and I wanted to inform the children that, according the Bible, Jesus is coming twice, once as the baby in the manger, and then as King.
We think Cybersalt's collection of Christmas jokes is the best collection on the net. Right now it features over 70 jokes.
Over the years, some of the most popular pages on the Cybersalt site have featured Funny Cat Pictures. We have to admit that even though cats often look at humans like they owe the feline world something (remember dogs have owners and cats have staff), cats aren't as bad as a lot of the press that they get.
Some say the world can be divided into two types - cat people and dog people. For the cat people of the planet, Cybersalt has the 