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Sunday Greetings everyone!
Yes, last Chicken Thursday I shared the wrong link for the new "No Overnight Parking" funny picture - another error between my keyboard and my seat. Thanks for catching that Walter! The proper link is:
www.cybersalt.org/funny-car-pictures/no-overnight-parking
Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!
~ Pastor Tim
Today's CleanLaugh
Passing Pain
An elderly couple are both lying in bed one morning, having just awaken from a good night's sleep.
He takes her hand and she responds, "Don't touch me."
"Why not?" he asks.
She answers back, "Because I'm dead."
Her husband is confused. "What are you talking about? We're both lying here in bed together and talking to one another."
The wife is adamant, "No, I'm definitely dead."
Her husband insists, "You're not dead. What in the world makes you think you're dead?"
His wife is certain. "I know I'm dead, because I woke up this morning and nothing hurts!"
Today's One Liner
One-liner #1450
Adults are just kids who owe money.
Today's Clean Pun
Ears First
I won a chocolate bunny at the fair. It was a hollow victory.
Today's Quote
Quote #1888
"Be careful when you blindly follow the Masses ... sometimes the 'M' is silent."
- unknown
Today's Illustration
Bullying
A young fellow by the name of Sammy liked to hang out at Mom and Pop's Grocery Store. Pop didn't know what Sammy's problem was, but the other boys would tease him all the time, calling him Slow Sammy, and punching him on the shoulder as they passed.
To mock him for being slow, they would offer him a dime and a nickel, telling him he could have just one. They said he always took the nickel because it was bigger.
One day after Sammy took the nickel, Pop pulled him to one side and said, "Son, don't you know they're making fun of you? They think you don't know that the dime is worth more than the nickel. Are you really grabbing the nickel because it's bigger, or what?"
"No," Sammy said, "but if I took the dime they'd quit doing it!"
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