Three dinosaurs stumble across a magic lamp. They rub it, and a genie appears.
"I have three wishes, so I'll give one to each of you," the genie announces.
The first dinosaur thinks hard.
"Alright," he says, "I'll have a big, juicy, piece of meat."
Instantly, the biggest, juiciest piece of meat he'd ever seen appears in front of him.
Not to be outdone, the second dinosaur thinks even harder.
"I know! I'll have a shower of meat!"
Immediately, huge pieces of meat rain down around him.
The third dinosaur, certainly not to be outdone, thinks harder than the previous dinosaurs.
"I've got it!" he cries, "I want a MEATIER shower!"
A mother and a daughter are shopping in the mall, when the mother eyes an expensive fur coat.
When my sister Andrea got married, she asked to wear my mother's wedding dress.
"If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?"
“I heard they finally got King Midas - It was guild by association.”
A mother wanted to teach her daughter a moral lesson.
I don't like saying that, but it is the truth. At this point, I don't know the difference between a habit and a ritual.
"If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?"
When my sister Andrea got married, she asked to wear my mother's wedding dress.
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