A dog's life wouldn't be too bad … all a dog has to worry about is the toilet seat falling on it's head.
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Sunday greetings everyone and welcome to spring or fall, depending on which hemisphere you live in!
The video of my friend's funeral is now online on the Asleep In Christ website. This is a web site I have had for years as an online, ad-free place for memorial pages:
www.asleepinchrist.org/darrell-allen-goddard-february-27-1965-march-12-2021
Grandma Cybersalt and I just watched a video that I think is so important that I've made it this week's video share. It is entertaining, informative and especially important for seniors to be aware off. Crafty and cruel people are targeting some of the most vulnerable of our society.
Even if you aren't vulnerable, please pass this video along to others who may be.
Click here to watch the video.
Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!
~ Pastor Tim
One day an employee came into work with both of his ears bandaged. His boss asked him what happened to his ears.
"Yesterday I was ironing a shirt when the phone rang and I accidentally answered the iron instead of the phone!"
"Well," the boss said, "that explains one ear, but what about the other?"
"They called back!"
It's not a sin to be rich … it's a miracle!
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Refugees and
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An invisible man marries an invisible woman.
The kids were nothing to look at either.
"Don't give up what you want most for what you want now."
- Richard G. Scott
The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:
"Take only ONE. God is watching."
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note,
"Take all you want. God is watching the apples."
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
Rev. James Snyder, God's Penman, writes . . . .
When I was young, my mother was quite a fan of a soap opera called “The Days of Our Lives.”
I remember the title but I never would watch something like that.
However, my mother enjoyed it and so what’s there to complain about.
As I was thinking of it, I felt that I should remember the days of my life.
But, instead of "days," I need to put in the word "daze," which more clearly represents my life.
Read moreThe Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.
One day an employee came into work with both of his ears bandaged. His boss asked him what happened to his ears.
"Yesterday I was ironing a shirt when the phone rang and I accidentally answered the iron instead of the phone!"
"Well," the boss said, "that explains one ear, but what about the other?"
"They called back!"
It's not a sin to be rich … it's a miracle!
An invisible man marries an invisible woman.
The kids were nothing to look at either.
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We think Cybersalt's collection of Christmas jokes is the best collection on the net. Right now it features over 70 jokes.
If you've got a Christmas joke we don't yet have, please send it to us so we can add to the collection!
It's your turn to be funny. Submit your funny caption today.
Cybersalt's funny pictures collection has been years in the making and continues to grow. We are also in the process of moving images over from our old site so check back often. Don't forget to check out our funny cat pictures, funny dog pictures, funny elephant pictures, and take your turn to be funny.
Here's where we keep our funny car pictures.
Over the years, some of the most popular pages on the Cybersalt site have featured Funny Cat Pictures. We have to admit that even though cats often look at humans like they owe the feline world something (remember dogs have owners and cats have staff), cats aren't as bad as a lot of the press that they get.
And so, whether you are a cat lover or tolerator, we hope you enjoy these funny cat pictures. And, of course, if you have any funny cat pictures you want to share with the world, feel free to send them to us to post here.
Some say the world can be divided into two types - cat people and dog people. For the cat people of the planet, Cybersalt has the Funny Cat Archive. For the dog people we have this Funny Dog Pictures archive.
It's dedicated to the memory of Maggie - Pastor Tim and family's dog. The SPCA rescued Maggie from Manitoba's Red River flood in 1996 and brought her to British Columbia where she had two short term owners before becoming a part of the Davis household where she preferred adults over kids, picked and ate fruit from trees in the backyard, and very rarely went into water at the beach.
Here's our funny horse pictures collection.
We think Cybersalt's Funny Christmas Pictures Collection is the best on the net.
We hope you'll enjoy each one and share them with your online family and friends.
Merry Christmas!
When Pastor Tim finds (or puts) fun things on the net, he posts them here. If you would like to be updated when new things are added, just subscribe to the Cybersalt Digest Newsletter. Enjoy!
Our collection of puns.
Our collection of funny signs.
A great collection of clean, funny one-liners!
Chickens have grown to have a special place in Cybersalt's heart!
