A tour guide was showing a tourist around Washington, D.C. The guide pointed out the place where George Washington supposedly threw a dollar across the Potomac River.
"That's impossible," said the tourist. "No one could throw a coin that far!"
"You have to remember," answered the guide. "A dollar went a lot farther in those days."
Early to bed, early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy and the father of a large family!
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Sunday greetings everyone!
As you will see from this picture, we got some rare snow at Cybersalt World Headquarters this weekend. Living on the left coast of Canada means our winters are pretty mild and it doesn't snow very often, so when it does snow it's big news. Fortunately for me, Grandma Cybersalt likes to shovel snow!
Now, before some of you put out a hit out on me out of sympathy for Susan, I too got out there and shovelled our walkways and a bunch of the sidewalk in front of our house. I kind of enjoyed it too because I am still skipping rope everyday in my quest to be allowed to eat bacon again someday!
This week's video share is of a beautiful moment at a high school graduation. Watching it moved my heart and I hope it touches you in the same way today too!
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Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!
~ Pastor Tim
Pessimist:
If you love someone, Set her free ... if she ever comes back, she's yours, If she doesn't, as expected, she never was
Optimist:
If you love someone, Set her free ... Don't worry, she will come back.
Suspicious:
If you love someone, Set her free ... If she ever comes back, ask her why.
Impatient:
If you love someone, Set her free ... If she doesn't comes back soon, forget her.
Patient:
If you love someone, Set her free ... If she doesn't come back, continue to wait until she comes back ...
Playful:
If you love someone, Set her free ... If she comes back, and if you love her still, set her free again, repeat
Animal-Rights Activist:
If you love someone, Set her free ... In fact, all living creatures deserve to be free!!
Lawyers:
If you love someone, Set her free ... Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the second amendment of the Matrimonial Freedom Act clearly states that...
Bill Gates:
If you love someone, Set her free ... If she comes back, I think we can charge her for re-installation fees and tell her that she's also going to get an upgrade.
Statisticians:
If you love someone, Set her free ... If she loves you, the probability of her coming back is high If she doesn't, your relation was improbable anyway.
Schwarzenegger's fans:
If you love someone, Set her free ... SHE'LL BE BACK!
Over possessive person:
If you love someone don't set her free.
HR specialist:
If you love someone set her free by offering her VRS and other benefits then outsource her.
MBA:
If you love someone set her free instantaneously and look for others simultaneously.
Psychologist:
If you love someone set her free. If she comes back her super ego is dominant. If she doesn't come back her id is supreme. If she doesn't go, she must be crazy.
ERP functional expert:
If you love someone set her free. If she comes back, map her into your system. If she doesn't, carry out a gap-fit analysis.
Finance expert:
If you love someone set her free. If she comes back its time to look at fresh loans. If she doesn't, write her off as an asset gone bad.
Marketing Expert:
If you love someone set her free. If she comes back that's brand loyalty.
Tell me who admires and loves you, and I will tell you who you are.
- Antoine de Saint-Exupery
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I think my girlfriend's hallucinating.
She keeps telling me she's seeing other people.
"Love is a springtime plant that perfumes everything with its hope, even the ruins to which it clings."
- Gustave Flaubert
A house is a house is a house-until love comes through the door, that is. And love intuitively goes around sprinkling that special extra that transforms a house into a very special home for very special people: your family.
Money, of course, can build a charming house, but only love can furnish it with a feeling of home.
Duty can pack an adequate sack lunch, but love may decide to tuck a little love note inside.
Money can provide a television set, but love controls it and cares enough to say no and take the guff that comes with it.
Obligation sends the children to bed on time, but love tucks the covers in around their necks and passes out kisses and hugs (even to teenagers!).
Obligation can cook a meal, but love embellishes the table with a potted ivy trailing around slender candles.
Duty writes many letters, but love tucks a joke or a picture or a fresh stick of gum inside.
Compulsion keeps a sparkling house. But love and prayer stand a better chance of producing a happy family.
Duty gets offended quickly if it isn't appreciated. But love learns to laugh a lot and to work for the sheer joy of doing it.
Obligation can pour a glass of milk, but quite often love will add a little chocolate.
- Author Unknown
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
Rev. James Snyder, God's Penman, writes . . . .
During holiday seasons, I enjoy indulging in special food.
My favorite during this time of year is the Shoofly Pie. Nothing hits the spot quite like this.
Although the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage restricts this kind of culinary activity during the rest of the year, I tried to get a pass for it during the holidays. I don't care what holiday it is, a holiday is a holiday and deserves special food. I don't remember when I had my first shoofly pie, I only focus on my next piece.
Read moreThe Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.
I think my girlfriend's hallucinating.
She keeps telling me she's seeing other people.
Pessimist:
If you love someone, Set her free ... if she ever comes back, she's yours, If she doesn't, as expected, she never was
Optimist:
If you love someone, Set her free ... Don't worry, she will come back.
Suspicious:
If you love someone, Set her free ... If she ever comes back, ask her why.
Impatient:
If you love someone, Set her free ... If she doesn't comes back soon, forget her.
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If you've got a Christmas joke we don't yet have, please send it to us so we can add to the collection!
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Cybersalt's funny pictures collection has been years in the making and continues to grow. We are also in the process of moving images over from our old site so check back often. Don't forget to check out our funny cat pictures, funny dog pictures, funny elephant pictures, and take your turn to be funny.
Here's where we keep our funny car pictures.
Over the years, some of the most popular pages on the Cybersalt site have featured Funny Cat Pictures. We have to admit that even though cats often look at humans like they owe the feline world something (remember dogs have owners and cats have staff), cats aren't as bad as a lot of the press that they get.
And so, whether you are a cat lover or tolerator, we hope you enjoy these funny cat pictures. And, of course, if you have any funny cat pictures you want to share with the world, feel free to send them to us to post here.
Some say the world can be divided into two types - cat people and dog people. For the cat people of the planet, Cybersalt has the Funny Cat Archive. For the dog people we have this Funny Dog Pictures archive.
It's dedicated to the memory of Maggie - Pastor Tim and family's dog. The SPCA rescued Maggie from Manitoba's Red River flood in 1996 and brought her to British Columbia where she had two short term owners before becoming a part of the Davis household where she preferred adults over kids, picked and ate fruit from trees in the backyard, and very rarely went into water at the beach.
Here's our funny horse pictures collection.
We think Cybersalt's Funny Christmas Pictures Collection is the best on the net.
We hope you'll enjoy each one and share them with your online family and friends.
Merry Christmas!
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Our collection of puns.
Our collection of funny signs.
A great collection of clean, funny one-liners!
Chickens have grown to have a special place in Cybersalt's heart!
