The best revenge is living well.
- Jerry Seinfeld
The Best Kept Secret Ever!
This husband and wife decided to have some fun and surprise all their friends and family with the big news of not just gender, but having twins.
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Sunday greetings, everyone.
I attended a men's group trivia night at our church last night and while driving home afterward I noticed the line up was really short at the local Dairy Queen. We've been having some hot days around Cybersalt World Headquarters and last night was easily one of warmest evenings we will get all year, so when I got home I asked Grandma Cybersalt if she had already had dessert.
She answered that she had, but when I told her about the short line at Dairy Queen she was very enthusiastic to celebrate a second dessert. I think some of her excitement was because she already knew small cones were on sale for 1 dollar, which is fine with me because I had enough points for a free blizzard. So that was a pretty cheap date!
Maybe next we'll go on a date to the grocery store or gas station and see if we get lucky - with the prices that is!
Today's video share, is not only interesting, but it comes with a challenge. While watching it I noticed something really odd. I wonder how many of you will catch it too. Either way, "Ladybower Reservoir's Plug Hole" is pretty interesting - no disrespect intended!
Click here to watch the video.
Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.
~ Pastor Tim
No Rest
The doctor had just been buried. The last words of the service over, his friends and family started toward their cars.
However, they stopped because a strange, eerie sound suddenly was heard from the grave.
As the guests looked around, a colleague of the deceased said, "It's nothing... just his beeper."
One-Liner #1670
A fire hydrant has H-2-O on the inside and K-9-P on the outside.
"Be a Billionaire!"
and Help
Refugees and
Persecuted Christians
Bedtime Story
Have you read the new book "The Insomniac" by Eliza Wake?
Quote #2107
"His grief he will not forget; but it will not darken his heart, it will teach him wisdom."
- J.R.R. Tolkien The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
Salvation, Decision, Fence Sitting
It was mealtime during our trip on a small airline.
"Would you like dinner?" the flight attendant asked the man seated in front of me.
"What are my choices?" he asked.
"Yes or no," she replied.
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The doctor had just been buried. The last words of the service over, his friends and family started toward their cars.
However, they stopped because a strange, eerie sound suddenly was heard from the grave.
As the guests looked around, a colleague of the deceased said, "It's nothing... just his beeper."
A fire hydrant has H-2-O on the inside and K-9-P on the outside.
Have you read the new book "The Insomniac" by Eliza Wake?
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The Best Kept Secret Ever!
This husband and wife decided to have some fun and surprise all their friends and family with the big news of not just gender, but having twins.
An Open Letter to Moms from Kid President
This one goes out to moms! Spoken by someone who knows.
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The Best Kept Secret Ever!
This husband and wife decided to have some fun and surprise all their friends and family with the big news of not just gender, but having twins.
An Open Letter to Moms from Kid President
This one goes out to moms! Spoken by someone who knows.
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