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Oh look, Chicken Thursday!
There was a lot of pressure around Cybersalt World Headquarters yesterday. It had me experiencing a lot of ups and downs. With summer fading, Grandma Cybersalt and I finally pressure washed our eavestroughs. She held the bottom of the ladder (so there was someone around to tell the paramedics what happened) as I ascended and descended trying to reach all the spots!
Today's video share is last Sunday's video share. I just noticed I didn't included a link to it on the weekend. Nerf in the dark may sound like something for kids to play at night, but it is actually a pretty cool, new way of processing photos.
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Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!
~ Pastor Tim
Look Like Mom
A two-and-a-half-year-old walked into the bathroom while her mother was putting on make-up.
"I'm going to look just like you, Mommy!" she announced.
"Maybe, when you grow up," her mother told her.
"No Mommy, tomorrow. I just put on that 'Oil of Old Lady' you always use."
One-Liner #1681
Doesn't "expecting the unexpected" make the unexpected expected?
"Be a Billionaire!"
and Help
Refugees and
Persecuted Christians
Data Teach 'Em!
Where are delinquent disk drives sent?
Boot camp!
Quote #2118
"My theory on housework is, if the item doesn't multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No one else cares. Why should you?"
- Erma Bombeck
Get Along Better
Proven ways to get along better with EVERYONE:
1. Before you say anything to anyone, ask yourself 3 things:
- - Is it true?
- - Is it kind?
- - Is it necessary?
2. Make promises sparingly and keep them faithfully.
3. Never miss the opportunity to compliment or say something encouraging to someone.
4. Refuse to talk negatively about others; don't gossip and don't listen to gossip.
5. Have a forgiving view of people. Believe that most people are doing the best they can.
6. Keep an open mind; discuss, but don't argue. (It is possible to disagree without being disagreeable.)
7. Forget about counting to 10. Count to 1,000 before doing or saying anything that could make matters worse.
8. Let your virtues speak for themselves.
9. If someone criticizes you, see if there is any TRUTH to what he is saying; if so, make changes. If there is no truth to the criticism, ignore it and live so that no one will believe the negative remark.
10. Cultivate your sense of humor; laughter is the shortest distance between two people.
11. Do not seek so much to be consoled, as to console; do not seek so much to be understood, as to understand; do not seek so much to be loved as to love.
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.
A doctor who spoke limited Spanish was rushed to a car in the ER parking lot to find a Spanish woman in the process of giving birth. Wanting to tell the woman to push he started yelling "Puta! Puta! Puta!".
Doesn't "expecting the unexpected" make the unexpected expected?
Where are delinquent disk drives sent?
A two-and-a-half-year-old walked into the bathroom while her mother was putting on make-up.
We think Cybersalt's collection of Christmas jokes is the best collection on the net. Right now it features over 70 jokes.
Over the years, some of the most popular pages on the Cybersalt site have featured Funny Cat Pictures. We have to admit that even though cats often look at humans like they owe the feline world something (remember dogs have owners and cats have staff), cats aren't as bad as a lot of the press that they get.
Some say the world can be divided into two types - cat people and dog people. For the cat people of the planet, Cybersalt has the 