Moses had the first tablet that could connect to the cloud.
The Best Kept Secret Ever!
This husband and wife decided to have some fun and surprise all their friends and family with the big news of not just gender, but having twins.
Entertainment
The display of still-life art was not at all moving.
A golfer hooked his tee shot over a hill and onto the next fairway. Walking toward his ball, he saw a man lying on the ground, groaning with pain.
"I'm an attorney," the wincing man said, "and this is going to cost you five grand!"
"I'm sorry, I'm really sorry," the concerned golfer replied. "But I did yell 'fore'."
"I'll take it," the attorney said.
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Cybersalt News
Sunday greetings, everyone.
One of our granddaughters was over yesterday while her parents had a busy day getting ready for a family road trip they are about to leave on. On the agenda was the usual: pretty much whatever she wanted. This included laying on the grass under the trampoline, catching bugs, a walk to the nearby "zip-line" park, and helping to cook supper (I helped too by hunting down a chicken at Costco.)
I did manage to steal her away to watch the qualifying for tomorrow's marble race on YouTube, cheering on team O'rangers who are in 1st place for the season so far! After that she wanted to watch more videos. I asked her what she wanted to watch and she answered, "Anything!" I explained to her we did not want to just watch anything on YouTube, but after a bit of scrolling I did find something else that would be suitable.
That video (actually a live stream) is today's video. I hope you will enjoy watching "Brooks Falls - Katmai National Park" until you get called for lunch - just like we did!
Click here to watch the video.
Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.
~ Pastor Tim
Reunion Pride
My wife and I were at my high school reunion.
As I looked around, I noticed the other men in their expensive suits and their bulging stomachs. Proud of the fact that I weighed just five pounds more than I did when I was in high school, the result of trying to beat a living out of a rocky hillside farm, I said to my wife,
"I'm the only guy here who can still wear the suit he wore when he graduated."
She glanced at the prosperous crowd, then back at me, and said,
"You're the only one who has to."
One-Liner #1668
There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.
- Jerry Seinfeld
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Rolling Progress
When the wheel was invented it caused a revolution.
Quote #2105
"There is unwavering peace today when an uncertain tomorrow is trusted to an unchanging God."
- Ann Voskamp
Teamwork, Encouragement
An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area. Luckily, a local farmer came to help with his big strong horse, named Buddy. He hitched Buddy up to the car and yelled, "Pull, Nellie, pull!" Buddy didn't move.
Then the farmer hollered, "Pull, Buster, pull!" Buddy didn't respond.
Once more the farmer commanded, "Pull, Coco, pull!"
Nothing.
Then the farmer nonchalantly said, "Pull, Buddy, pull!" And the horse easily dragged the car out of the ditch.
The motorist was most appreciative and very curious. He asked the farmer why he called his horse by the wrong name three times.
The farmer said, "Oh, Buddy is blind and if he thought he was the only one pulling, he wouldn't even try."
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When the wheel was invented it caused a revolution.
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The Best Kept Secret Ever!
This husband and wife decided to have some fun and surprise all their friends and family with the big news of not just gender, but having twins.
An Open Letter to Moms from Kid President
This one goes out to moms! Spoken by someone who knows.
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The Best Kept Secret Ever!
This husband and wife decided to have some fun and surprise all their friends and family with the big news of not just gender, but having twins.
An Open Letter to Moms from Kid President
This one goes out to moms! Spoken by someone who knows.
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