Logic is the art of going wrong with confidence.
- Morris Kline
The Best Kept Secret Ever!
This husband and wife decided to have some fun and surprise all their friends and family with the big news of not just gender, but having twins.
Entertainment
Some of you have noticed a few typos in the CleanLaugh list now and then. To improve this I am now using a new set of rules for editing.
1. Verbs HAS to agree with their subjects.
2. Prepositions are not words to end sentences with.
3. And don't start a sentence with a conjunction.
What's brown and sticky?
A stick.
A Catholic woman, a Protestant woman and a Jewish woman die and go to heaven. The guardian angel meets them at the gate to heaven.
The Catholic woman says, "I've been a good wife and mother, I took good care of my family and I want to go to heaven."
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Oh look, Chicken Thursday!
Last night, I won the door prize at my Chamber of Commerce gathering - a $150 gift certificate to the beauty salon we were gathered at! Everybody had a good laugh, including me. After all, I actually have used a dog trimmer in the past to thin my eyebrows so I am clearly not the spa (a human one at least) type!
I know some of the women in attendance were perplexed that I had won the prize, but I later learned it was explained, "It's OK - he has a wife." And as you all know - I do have a wife!
So this was a win-win situation. I got to be the center of attention for a good laugh and Grandma Cybersalt is going to the spa!
Today's video share is a fun one. I think you will enjoy watching members of the Danish National Chamber Orchestra playing Tango Jalousie while eating the worlds hottest chili peppers.
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~ Pastor Tim
Raise Refusal
For many years I worked as a receptionist and switchboard operator at a busy company. After a good annual review, my supervisor told me I was up for a raise, pending approval of the vice president.
A month later, my supervisor called me into his office and told me the VP had refused to approve the raise. His reason? I clearly wasn't doing my job.
Every time he saw me, I was either chatting with someone in the lobby or talking on the phone.
One-Liner #1675
You don't need a parachute to go skydiving; you need a parachute to go skydiving twice.
"Be a Billionaire!"
and Help
Refugees and
Persecuted Christians
Nesting Ritual
Once the new hive was done the bees had a house swarming party.
Quote #2112
"The way to love anything is to realize that it might be lost."
-G. K. Chesterton
Friendship, Loving Others, Accepting Others
Teddy Bears make the best friends because . . . .
They don't feel they need to tell you that you have bad breath
They never borrow money
They never beat you at checkers
They don't ever complain when you eat potato chips in bed
They don't laugh at your choice of clothes
They never borrow your favorite sweater
They never outgrow you intellectually
They don't eat all your chocolate chip cookies
They are never disloyal, critical or ungrateful
They never interrupt when you're talking
They never feel the need to tell you that you're too fat
They don't eat all your popcorn at the movies
They never get jealous of your other friends
They don't tell you how to drive
They don't hog the bathroom
They hardly ever embarrass you at parties
Thy never leave dirty socks on the floor
They never say "I told you so"
They listen to all your problems
They are always ready to give you a hug
and
They always love you...just the way you are.
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.
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The Best Kept Secret Ever!
This husband and wife decided to have some fun and surprise all their friends and family with the big news of not just gender, but having twins.
An Open Letter to Moms from Kid President
This one goes out to moms! Spoken by someone who knows.
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The Best Kept Secret Ever!
This husband and wife decided to have some fun and surprise all their friends and family with the big news of not just gender, but having twins.
An Open Letter to Moms from Kid President
This one goes out to moms! Spoken by someone who knows.
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