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The next time you go to the Cybersalt Site you may notice that the look has changed slightly. This is the last week I have my co-op students working for me (although I may be hiring one of them) so I had Gurnoor convert the template to a new system.
This is a step toward a bigger software update in the near future that will boost the speed of the site and add new security features. I'll even be able to log into the site on my phone with my eye!
Today's video share is about a scream heard around the world - be cause it has been used in so many movies! After watching it, you'll be in on the joke too!
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Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!
~ Pastor Tim
Husband's Estimate
Joe's wife bought a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look years younger. After a lengthy sitting before the mirror applying the "miracle" products, she asked,
"Darling, honestly, what age would you say I am?"
Looking over her carefully, Joe replied, "Judging from your skin, twenty; your hair, eighteen; and your figure, twenty five."
"Oh, you flatterer!" she gushed.
"Hey, wait a minute!" Joe interrupted. "I haven't added them up yet."
One-Liner #1677
I like work; it fascinates me ... I can sit and look at it for hours.
- Jerome K. Jerome
"Be a Billionaire!"
and Help
Refugees and
Persecuted Christians
Crime-up on Aisle 2
A store detective is a counter spy.
Quote #2114
"Stagnation is death. If you don't change, you die. It's that simple. It's that scary."
- Leonard Sweet
Faith, Being Prepared
As the storm raged, the captain realized his ship was sinking fast. He called out, "Anyone here know how to pray?"
One man stepped forward, "Aye, Captain, I know how to pray."
"Good," said the captain. "You pray while the rest of us put on our life jackets - we're one short."
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.
Joe's wife bought a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look years younger. After a lengthy sitting before the mirror applying the "miracle" products, she asked,
A store detective is a counter spy.
I like work; it fascinates me ... I can sit and look at it for hours.
Some of you have noticed a few typos in the CleanLaugh list now and then. To improve this I am now using a new set of rules for editing.
Logic is the art of going wrong with confidence.
What's brown and sticky?
"Not how long, but how well you have lived is the main thing."
The minister advised Uncle Howard to give some thought to the "hereafter." Uncle Howard told him that the hereafter was hardly ever out of his mind.
We think Cybersalt's collection of Christmas jokes is the best collection on the net. Right now it features over 70 jokes.
Over the years, some of the most popular pages on the Cybersalt site have featured Funny Cat Pictures. We have to admit that even though cats often look at humans like they owe the feline world something (remember dogs have owners and cats have staff), cats aren't as bad as a lot of the press that they get.
Some say the world can be divided into two types - cat people and dog people. For the cat people of the planet, Cybersalt has the 