Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason.
- Jerry Seinfeld
It's not a cat it's...
A small, four-legged, fur-bearing extortionist.
A wildlife control expert impersonator.
An un-programmable animal.
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Sunday greetings, everyone. This is actually the mailing I lined up to go out last Sunday, but on Thursday I noticed it hadn't gone out as planned so here it is again today, which explains why some of the numbers are a tad bit out of order!
Back in the beginning of June, I mentioned a friend of mine in Pakistan was going to start writing some devotionals for the Cybersalt Site. I am happy to report that his first item is now up on the site. You will find a link to the full article, and his bio, below.
I am also happy to say that Cybersaltine N. Grant has volunteered to help Suneel with his English and polish his presentation. He hasn't started doing that yet because I am behind on introducing them, but that is going to be a big help!
Today's video share is a beautiful arrangement and performance of "Amazing Grace." The truth in the lyrics of that song are always a welcome reminder!
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Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.
~ Pastor Tim
It's not a cat it's...
A small, four-legged, fur-bearing extortionist.
A wildlife control expert impersonator.
An un-programmable animal.
A four footed allergen.
A hair relocation expert.
A treat-seeking missile.
A lap-warmer with a built-in buzzer.
A small, furry lap fungus.
Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason.
- Jerry Seinfeld
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Refugees and
Persecuted Christians
One day a discussion was focused on a particular historical church leader in a First Grade religion class.
After school, one student came home all excited and blurted out to his mother, "Guess what, Mommy? I learned in school that St. Francis was a sissy!"
"Lower your expectations of earth. This isn't heaven, so don't expect it to be."
- Max Lucado
"If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into Heaven?" I asked the children in my Sunday School class.
"NO!" the children all answered.
"If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard, and kept everything neat and tidy, would that get me into Heaven?"
Again, the answer was, "NO!"
"Well, then, if I was kind to animals and gave candy to all the children, and loved my wife, would that get me into Heaven?" I asked them again.
Again, they all answered, "NO!"
"Well, I continued, "then how can I get into Heaven?"
A five-year-old boy shouted out, "YOU GOTTA BE DEAD!"
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
Rev. James Snyder, God's Penman, writes . . . .
Last year I suffered what is referred to as a heart attack. I got to the hospital in time, so there was no major damage. I had one artery known as the "Widow Maker" that was 90% blocked, which seemed to be a very serious thing.
Who knew I even had a heart, but doctors are always right.
Coming home from the hospital, I had all kinds of medications to take twice a day, and my blood pressure needed to be taken twice a day as well. I didn't think all of this was necessary, but doctors are always right.
Read moreRev. Suneel Barkat writes . . . .
Matthew.14:22,23
The sea of Galilee is especially well known to Christians because it was the scene of many episodes of the life and ministry of Jesus Christ. When Jesus performed the miracle of feeding five thousand people, his ministry was at its height. People began to say, “This is indeed the prophet who is to come into the world” (John 6.14).
Read moreThe Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.
Did you hear about the guy from Utah who wanted to become a writer?
Well, he tried for many years but never produced anything he was satisfied with and, certainly, never sold anything. So, he took up carpentry.
This was a great career move because he had a great aptitude for wood butchery. In fact, he became a highly sought after cabinet maker.
He billed himself as the Mormon Nailer.
The Bathing Suit (by an unknown middle-aged woman)
When I was a child in the 1950s, the bathing suit for the mature figure was-boned, trussed and reinforced, not so much sewn as engineered. They were built to hold back and uplift, and they did a good job. Today's stretch fabrics are designed for the prepubescent girl with a figure carved from a potato chip.
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We think Cybersalt's collection of Christmas jokes is the best collection on the net. Right now it features over 70 jokes.
If you've got a Christmas joke we don't yet have, please send it to us so we can add to the collection!
It's your turn to be funny. Submit your funny caption today.
Cybersalt's funny pictures collection has been years in the making and continues to grow. We are also in the process of moving images over from our old site so check back often. Don't forget to check out our funny cat pictures, funny dog pictures, funny elephant pictures, and take your turn to be funny.
Here's where we keep our funny car pictures.
Over the years, some of the most popular pages on the Cybersalt site have featured Funny Cat Pictures. We have to admit that even though cats often look at humans like they owe the feline world something (remember dogs have owners and cats have staff), cats aren't as bad as a lot of the press that they get.
And so, whether you are a cat lover or tolerator, we hope you enjoy these funny cat pictures. And, of course, if you have any funny cat pictures you want to share with the world, feel free to send them to us to post here.
Some say the world can be divided into two types - cat people and dog people. For the cat people of the planet, Cybersalt has the Funny Cat Archive. For the dog people we have this Funny Dog Pictures archive.
It's dedicated to the memory of Maggie - Pastor Tim and family's dog. The SPCA rescued Maggie from Manitoba's Red River flood in 1996 and brought her to British Columbia where she had two short term owners before becoming a part of the Davis household where she preferred adults over kids, picked and ate fruit from trees in the backyard, and very rarely went into water at the beach.
Here's our funny horse pictures collection.
We think Cybersalt's Funny Christmas Pictures Collection is the best on the net.
We hope you'll enjoy each one and share them with your online family and friends.
Merry Christmas!
When Pastor Tim finds (or puts) fun things on the net, he posts them here. If you would like to be updated when new things are added, just subscribe to the Cybersalt Digest Newsletter. Enjoy!
Our collection of puns.
Our collection of funny signs.
A great collection of clean, funny one-liners!
Chickens have grown to have a special place in Cybersalt's heart!
