A rock and gem store was closed by the police -- they were taking too much for granite.
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Oh look, Chicken Thursday - and welcome to September!
One of my web clients is a gentleman who is running for city council a few cities over from where I live. He launched his campaign at an outdoor park the other day and a videographer my company uses (Sunny Gill) and I went to film the event. While Sunny had his own cameras, I brought my Canon 70d along so we would have some footage from yet another angle.
After I thought I had my camera all dialed in and set up on my tripod, Sunny came over, pushed a few buttons, gave a dial a spin and then checked the screen to make sure all was as he wanted to match his own cameras. I could not believe how much better the shot looked. I exclaimed, "How did you do that? I've never seen my camera look that good."
I guess I need to ask Sunny for help more often - and hire him to give me some classes too!
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~ Pastor Tim
An extremely wealthy 65-year-old man falls in love with a young woman in her twenties and is contemplating a proposal.
"Do you think she'd marry me if I tell her I'm 45?" he asked a friend.
"Your chances are better," said the friend, "if you tell her you're 90."
"Crime in multi-storey car parks - that is wrong on so many different levels."
- Tim Vine
"Be a Billionaire!"
and Help
Refugees and
Persecuted Christians
Joseph Stalin's grave is a Communist plot.
"One of the advantages of being disorganized is that one is always having surprising discoveries."
- A. A. Milne
A lawyer had successfully handled a difficult law case for a wealthy friend. Following the happy outcome of the case, the friend and client called on the lawyer, expressed his appreciation of his work and handed him a handsome Moroccan leather wallet.
The lawyer looked at the wallet in astonishment and handed it back with a sharp reminder that a wallet could not possibly compensate him for his services.
"My fee for that work, " acidly snapped the attorney, "is five hundred dollars."
The client opened the wallet, removed a one-thousand dollar bill, replaced it with a five-hundred dollar bill and handed it back to the lawyer with a smile.
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The man entered the florist shop and ordered a bouquet of flowers to be delivered to his wife. When asked what he wanted on the card, he replied that no card was necessary as she'd know who they came from.
"Crime in multi-storey car parks - that is wrong on so many different levels."
- Tim Vine
Joseph Stalin's grave is a Communist plot.
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It's dedicated to the memory of Maggie - Pastor Tim and family's dog. The SPCA rescued Maggie from Manitoba's Red River flood in 1996 and brought her to British Columbia where she had two short term owners before becoming a part of the Davis household where she preferred adults over kids, picked and ate fruit from trees in the backyard, and very rarely went into water at the beach.
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