The Best Kept Secret Ever!
This husband and wife decided to have some fun and surprise all their friends and family with the big news of not just gender, but having twins.
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On the first recount of Christmas my country gave to me ...
a disputed presidency.
On the second recount of Christmas my country gave to me ...
two campaign spins, and a disputed presidency.
On the third recount of Christmas my country gave to me ...
three pregnant chads, two campaign spins, and a disputed presidency.
On the fourth recount of Christmas my country gave to me ...
four contested ballots, three pregnant chads, two campaign spins, and a disputed presidency.
On the fifth recount of Christmas my country gave to me ...
five... court filings!
-- Four contested ballots, three pregnant chads, two campaign spins, and a disputed presidency.
On the sixth recount of Christmas my country gave to me...
six disenfranchised voters, five... court filings!
Four contested ballots, three pregnant chads, two campaign spins, and a disputed presidency.
On the seventh recount of Christmas my country gave to me...
seven politicians babbling, six disenfranchised voters, five... court filings!
Four contested ballots, three pregnant chads, two campaign spins, and a disputed presidency.
On the eighth recount of Christmas my country gave to me...
eight spokesmen whining, seven politicians babbling, six disenfranchised voters, five... court filings!
Four contested ballots, three pregnant chads, two campaign spins, and a disputed presidency.
On the ninth recount of Christmas my country gave to me...
nine reporters guessing, eight spokesmen whining, seven politicians babbling, six disenfranchised voters, five... court filings!
Four contested ballots, three pregnant chads, two campaign spins, and a disputed presidency.
On the tenth recount of Christmas my country gave to me...
ten legal rulings, nine reporters guessing, eight spokesmen whining, seven politicians babbling, six disenfranchised voters, five... court filings!
Four contested ballots, three pregnant chads, two campaign spins, and a disputed presidency.
On the eleventh recount of Christmas my country gave to me...
eleven judges judging, ten legal rulings, nine reporters guessing, eight spokesmen whining, seven politicians babbling, six disenfranchised voters, five... court filings!
Four contested ballots, three pregnant chads, two campaign spins, and a disputed presidency.
On the twelveth recount of Christmas my country gave to me...
twelve lawyers lying, eleven judges judging, ten legal rulings, nine reporters guessing, eight spokesmen whining, seven politicians babbling, six disenfranchised voters, five... court filings!
Four contested ballots, three pregnant chads, two campaign spins...
and... a disputed presidency
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A man was having trouble getting his neighbor to keep his chickens fenced in. The neighbor kept talking about chickens being great creatures, and as such they had the right to go where they wanted.
The man was having no luck keeping the chickens out of his flowerbeds, and he had tried everything. Two weeks later, on a visit a friend noticed his flowerbeds were doing great. The flowers were beginning to bloom.
So the friend asked him how he managed to keep the birds away. "How did you make your neighbor keep his hens in his own yard?"
"One night I hid half a dozen eggs under a bush by my flower bed, and the next day I let my neighbor see me gather them. I wasn't bothered after that."
The man was having no luck keeping the chickens out of his flowerbeds, and he had tried everything. Two weeks later, on a visit a friend noticed his flowerbeds were doing great. The flowers were beginning to bloom.
So the friend asked him how he managed to keep the birds away. "How did you make your neighbor keep his hens in his own yard?"
"One night I hid half a dozen eggs under a bush by my flower bed, and the next day I let my neighbor see me gather them. I wasn't bothered after that."
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Two friends were beginning a game of golf.
The first man stepped up to the tee, hit the ball, and scored a hole-in-one.
The other man said, "Now I'll take MY practice swing, and then we'll start the game."
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Here's a guy who loses his marbles in a unique way. I guess when you have heavy duty kitchen appliances around like this blender there are lots of things you could lose. I wonder what this guy could do with my refrigerator, toaster, oven, or dishwasher! You watch the video while I go get some tools.
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A goober's guide to household tools:
You only need two tools: WD-40 and Duct Tape.
If it doesn't move and it should, use WD-40.
If it moves and it shouldn't, use Duct Tape.
You only need two tools: WD-40 and Duct Tape.
If it doesn't move and it should, use WD-40.
If it moves and it shouldn't, use Duct Tape.
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This husband and wife decided to have some fun and surprise all their friends and family with the big news of not just gender, but having twins.
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This husband and wife decided to have some fun and surprise all their friends and family with the big news of not just gender, but having twins.
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