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"Oh, quite well. We expect he'll be released in the morning."
"Very good, thank you."
"May I ask who is calling so that I can tell Mr. Norton?" inquired the nurse.
"This IS Mr. Norton. The doctors don't tell me anything!"
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A new pastor, eager to make sure the church's employees would like him, called them together shortly before Christmas Day and told them that each of them would receive a turkey.
"In fact," he added, "as long as I'm around, you will always have a turkey."
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She asked the photographer if he could remove the hat from the picture.
He convinced her he could easily do that, and asked her what side of his head he parted his hair on.
"I forget," she said. "But you can see that for yourself when you take off his hat."
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Nothing says "Merry" more than cat's singing Christmas songs! OK, not really but I just needed a way to warn you that this FunLink features cats singing.
Some of you love cats and the idea of of a feline singing along to Jingle Bells or White Christmas thrills you to no end.
Others of you would rather have your teeth cleaned with a wood file and should really just send the address of this page to your friends who owe you money. I'll see if I can find you some dogs singing and bringing down the "woof".
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~ Organize his workshop, bedroom, or other special place.
~ Bribe his faithful dog away from him with a steady diet of Ring Dings.
~ Shrink his underwear in the dryer and when he complains, innocently suggest that he's gained a few pounds.
~ Stare at his forehead and when he notices, casually ask if there is any history of male pattern baldness on his mother's side.
~ "Accidentally" fill the gas tank of his new Porsche with diesel.
~ Repeatedly misplace the cordless phone, preferably in a different room each time.
~ Repeatedly lose his cellular phone in restaurants around town.
~ Loan his precious cellular phone to a pregnant girlfriend who "needs it more than he does."
~ Insist upon a lot of "meaningful conversations."
~ Reverse his contact lenses in their case.
~ Snip a small hole in his fishing waders, then follow him with a camera to capture his "sinking" on film.
~ Superglue the corners of the pages of his Sport Illustrated magazine together.
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Over the years, some of the most popular pages on the Cybersalt site have featured Funny Cat Pictures. We have to admit that even though cats often look at humans like they owe the feline world something (remember dogs have owners and cats have staff), cats aren't as bad as a lot of the press that they get.
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Some say the world can be divided into two types - cat people and dog people. For the cat people of the planet, Cybersalt has the Funny Cat Archive. For the dog people we have this Funny Dog Pictures archive.
It's dedicated to the memory of Maggie - Pastor Tim and family's dog. The SPCA rescued Maggie from Manitoba's Red River flood in 1996 and brought her to British Columbia where she had two short term owners before becoming a part of the Davis household where she preferred adults over kids, picked and ate fruit from trees in the backyard, and very rarely went into water at the beach.
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