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The Best Kept Secret Ever!
This husband and wife decided to have some fun and surprise all their friends and family with the big news of not just gender, but having twins.
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What do you get when you mix government regulations with baptismal services? This:
http://www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/baptism-lifeguard-tower
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Here is today's CleanLaugh - "Fish Fight Story"
Doug was describing a 30-pound bass he'd caught recently, after fighting it for three hours.
Bill interrupted the story saying, "I saw the picture you took of that fish. You're lucky if it even weighed 10 pounds."
Doug replied, "Well, a fish can lose an awful lot of weight during three hours of fighting!"
Today's CleanPun
I was born free - my Dad's an Ob-Gyn.
Today's One Liner
"Time is Nature's way of keeping everything from happening all at once."
Today's CleanQuote
"Pay attention to your enemies, for they are the first to discover your mistakes."
~ Antisthenes
Today's Illustration - "Wedding Vows"
Featured Illustration items are well suited for introducing or illuminating a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
Mrs. Frobisher and her little daughter Patty were outside the church watching all the comings and goings of a wedding. After the photographs had been taken, everyone had driven off to the reception, and all the excitement was over. Patty asked her mother, "Why did the bride change her mind, Mommy?"
"How do you mean, change her mind?" asked Mrs. Frobisher.
"Well," said the child, "she went into the church with one man and came out with another!"
The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.org - a member of the Cybersalt family of sites.
Pastor Tim pastored at Westside Bible Church, Victoria, British Columbia from November 1996 to October 2017.
Doug was describing a 30-pound bass he'd caught recently, after fighting it for three hours.
Bill interrupted the story saying, "I saw the picture you took of that fish. You're lucky if it even weighed 10 pounds."
Doug replied, "Well, a fish can lose an awful lot of weight during three hours of fighting!"
Mayfield church conforms to new government regulations -
lifeguard tower must be added to all public pools.
Cybersalt News
If you are looking for a PERManent alternative learning method you should check out Kim's school.
http://www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/alternative-learning-methods
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Here is today's CleanLaugh - "I can't come in to work today because . . . ."
- "My son dropped the car keys in the toilet and I sent him in after them. Now I'm waiting for the plumber."
- "I have to buy some new skis. I left my old ones in a tree."
- "My computer is down. I'm trying to cheer it up."
- "I have a sick kid. The adult goats, however, seem to be doing fine."
- "I'm having car trouble. The trouble is I no longer own a car."
- "I won a sauerkraut and sausage eating contest yesterday. You don't want me there today. Trust me."
Today's CleanPun
It rained so hard here last night our whole town flooded. The entire city was taken by storm.
Today's One Liner
"When cryptography is outlawed, bayl bhgynjf jvyy unir cevinpl."
Today's CleanQuote
"The best defense against logic is ignorance"
Today's Illustration - "Reasons Why My Children Do Not Need More Toys"
Featured Illustration items are well suited for introducing or illuminating a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
By Tammy Rosenfeldt
~ They started off as babies who found my Tupperware drawer much more fascinating than their toy box.
~ The days I change the paper towel roll in the kitchen bring great excitement as they claim their new sword or telescope.
~ Their current toys are only exciting when I either reorganize them/put them neatly away or when I start my garage sale pile.
~ Who needs toys when jumping on my bed like the five little monkeys brings tears of laughter?
~ They are content to look at the clouds and find shapes - most recently Caleb claimed he saw Thomas the Engine. Really - just shouted it out while in the car.
~ To make one of them want to play with a toy, all I have to do is give it to the other one. Suddenly, that item becomes the best thing in the whole entire world.
~ The days I mop the kitchen floor and move the chairs into the living room are cause for adventure as they build tents and "dark, dark rooms."
~ A flashlight brings amusement to all for hours.
~ And my personal favorite - the other day they literally fought over who got to play with the fly swatter. I really wish I was kidding.
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Tammy's blog, Tales From a Stay-at-Home Mom:
http://www.tjrosenfeldt.blogspot.com/
Copyright 2010 Tammy Rosenfeldt. Permission is granted to send this to others, with attribution, but not for commercial purposes.
The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.org - a member of the Cybersalt family of sites.
Pastor Tim pastored at Westside Bible Church, Victoria, British Columbia from November 1996 to October 2017.
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The Best Kept Secret Ever!
This husband and wife decided to have some fun and surprise all their friends and family with the big news of not just gender, but having twins.
An Open Letter to Moms from Kid President
This one goes out to moms! Spoken by someone who knows.
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The Best Kept Secret Ever!
This husband and wife decided to have some fun and surprise all their friends and family with the big news of not just gender, but having twins.
An Open Letter to Moms from Kid President
This one goes out to moms! Spoken by someone who knows.
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