Cybersalt News
The big news today is that the Cybersalt Digest is going to be on hiatus (as in vacation and not hernia) for 2 weeks.
Mrs. Cybersalt and I are taking an extended holiday without the kids - the first time we have done so since before we had any. They are all old enough to fend for themselves now - especially the married one whose university graduation we are going to celebrate this weekend.
Regular mailings will resume after the middle of May. If you really need a joke fix before then, don't forget you can always read randomly selected jokes (selected from the over 3500 jokes in the archive) at:
http://www.cybersalt.org/clean-jokes/random-jokes
Have a great 2 weeks!
- Pastor Tim
Here is today's CleanLaugh - "Shoe Follow"
Two elderly women were trying on shoes in our store. When I slipped a shoe onto one woman's foot, the end of my tie got caught beneath her heel.
Unaware of my predicament, she stood up and started toward the mirror. For a few seconds, I found myself crawling along the floor beside her, trying to get her attention.
"Look, Martha," her friend said. "he wants to go home with you!"
Today's CleanPun - "Podiatrist's Sign"
In a Podiatrist's office: "Time wounds all heels."
Today's One Liner
"It doesn't matter whether you win or lose, until you lose."
Today's CleanQuote
"I believe in Christianity as I believe that the sun has risen: not only because I see it, but because by it I see everything else."
~ C. S. Lewis
Today's Illustration - "A Good Job Done"
Featured Illustration items are well suited for introducing or illuminating a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
The farmer's son was returning from the market with a crate of chickens his father had entrusted to him, when all of a sudden the box fell and broke open. Chickens scurried off in different directions, but the determined boy walked all over the neighborhood scooping up the wayward birds and returning them to the repaired crate. Hoping he had found them all, the boy reluctantly returned home, expecting the worst.
"Pa, the chickens got loose," the boy confessed sadly, "but I managed to find all twelve of them."
"Well, you done a good job, son," the farmer beamed, "because you only left with seven."
The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.org - a member of the Cybersalt family of sites.
Pastor Tim pastored at Westside Bible Church, Victoria, British Columbia from November 1996 to October 2017.